Didn’t Amy Poehler and Tina Fey cover this years ago on Weekend Update? BITCHES GET SHIT DONE.

Willow went *into* the show already awesome!  She’s in her own category.

I watched the whole series in the first weeks after my kid had just been born, and it was just right for me when I was post-partum, bleeding, hormonal, secreting, sore, and sleep-deprived. Haven’t watched it since because I don’t want to ruin it!

I’m like that! I need at least a little 1" wedge -- ballet flats kill my arches.

This is adorable and I love that she’s “allowed” to look appropriately post-partum. I mean, she looks amazing and not for a million dollars could I have made that walk in those heels two days after giving birth, but her dress is not designed to hide the fact that she’s just spent nearly a year making a whole new…

My kid and her cohort (age 8) have been into a clapping game called Avocado for a year or two now.  “A-vo-cado is the name of the game, if you mess up, I’ll change your name...”

not just that but also a Kennedy, right??

Before I scrolled to your comment, I posted basically THIS ^^^. WHAT IS HAPPENING.  Although I’m lucky, my 8yo girl thinks it’s all gross and stupid.

There are a LOT of poop-based toys this year. I don’t know what’s going on. Also mucus-based toys. And yesterday I saw a commercial for (gag) Pimple Pete, which now you can never un-see. What. Is. Happening.

I am impulse-buying these right now.

I am impulse-buying these right now.

Totally agree!  I hadn’t watched in a while so I wasn’t sure if Phil’s dad was still “alive” on the show.  I think these are the top 3 options: Shelly Long/Claire & Mitchell’s mom, the dog, Phil’s dad.

I haven’t watched in a couple of years, but did Phil’s dad die yet?  His mom passed away on the show a few years ago and they all went to florida for the funeral.  I think the dog is a good call, but I”m also guessing Phil’s dad as #2.

I TALK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME

You’d be surprised!  I have the gray and it’s good in person.  Mine have the “lining” (i.e., the inner sole) in purple, though, so more interesting than all gray.

THESE ARE MY SHOES OMG!!  I’ve been wearing this exact pair for 2 years, and some version of them before that.  I swear, 3 out of 5 times, someone stops me to ask about them.  I hate crocs but these are **the best.**

THANK YOU OMG

My kid is in first grade but she’s still in the ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DAY!! stage of life. I have to come prepared with lots of open-ended interview questions or I will get reprimanded. I don’t know how long it’ll last before she doesn’t want to fill me in on every detail, so I’m enjoying it while I can.

Holy crapsticks, maybe it’s just that I relate so hard to the academic setting, but this one makes my blood run cold.

I used to say the same thing to my dad! When he’d say I wasn’t feminine enough, I’d tell him, well, I’m female, so every single thing I do is feminine. Suck it, dad!

Here was my solution: Kid’s first and middle names have the initials of my first and last name. Kid’s first name is also from my family’s nationality (Iran). She got my spouse’s last name. Like, if I’m Shohreh Aghdashloo and my spouse is Kiefer Sutherland, we named her Soraya Anne Sutherland (which is a GREAT NAME).…