My money is on Phil’s dad. He’s been in it enough to count as significant, and there’s no way it will be a principal. Maybe Mitch and Claire’s mom? 

Listen, I sometimes watch the re-runs of this show when it comes on USA and there is nothing else on (so I’m an expert), and I’ll bet all the money in my wallet (that is, by the way, very little money) that they’re going to kill the adult children’s mother and by “significant” they mean will have a lasting impression…

We’ve had a lot of arguments over this chart:

I feel like this is just a few They Might Be Giants songs transposed into a blog.

I’m always impressed when people can harmonize competently. This was well done, not overdone. I give it a solid A-.

“An average man’s abilities?”

Yeah, came here to post that. It’s one of those words that used to be commonly used and isn’t any more, so you get mistakes. It’s like “burying the lead” “a mute point” and “handing over the reigns” (lede, moot, and reins, respectively).

Eh, things are scary these days. I can understand use of “eek”.

Omg it’s “eke”, not “eek”... lol sorry couldn’t get past the headline

And let’s not forget the national travesty of the time Obama wore a beige suit!!! How did we ever survive the horror of his presidency?

Americans are weird about where they came from. My parents aren’t from this country, and I travel a lot. I’ve met many Americans who claim to be Irish, German, French, Swiss, etc., but never any “undesirable” countries. Then I’ll ask something about where because I visited X town or I’ll say something in that native…

I vote Popcorn Lung!!!

When I was in 5th grade a fellow student slipped on the freshly waxed floor, so I burned down the entire school. Standard procedure.

I know the one twitter poster is joking about Coming in 2019: Saving Private Rachel, but I would actually love to see Saving Private Benjamin, starring Goldie Hawn.

“This looks like Christmas with the Kranks” is by far the harshest burn here

goddamn. this gave me chills

This...is pretty fucking cool. Raising awareness in any venue at any time IMO is welcome.

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

Your puppy looks like a toy!! I had to read all of your text very very carefully to see if you were talking about your fake puppy, lol

The Vomiting Pumpkin! It is a perennial favorite around my house —we make one every year.