Ugh Doe Deere is the biggest lying scumbag ever. Please don't buy shitty lime crime makeup, it's literally dollar store shit in a fancy package at a 300% markup. Kind of off topic but had to be said.

I love her, but I also know she’s not a size 22. She’s bigger than that, in both US and UK sizes. That is the one thing that bothers me because her size is, for whatever reason, ALWAYS part of her description. It’s not Tess Holliday, plus size model. It’s Tess Holliday, size 22 model.

Her schoolmate is a giant bitch.

Wow. It’s like Mad Men never ended!

Indeed, no woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

No, it’s Becky.

“Chris Brown and Tyga’s’ children are just having a play date.”

“3. Courtney Stodden sex tape: more or less unwanted than the Farrah Abraham sex tape?”

Andrew Keegan was the hot guy on at least one episode of almost every single 90’s show geared towards a teen audience. Full House, Step by Step, Seventh Heaven....I never quite understood it cause I never thought he was that cute. Now he is one of those hippie naturalist thermos monogrammers, all because he stood…

Was once at a party and texting back and forth with this guy. He was at home and said something about using his label maker. I called him a nerd and next thing I know, he sends me a dick pick with a nice label reading “SUCK IT” on his penis. I totally showed it to everyone.

hard pass.

Autocorrects are no joke. I sexted my gf something like “I’m going to lick your clot”. While that is unsexy by itself, she is also terrified by blood clots, making things worse. It happened so frequently that I changed my autocorrect setting so that clit and clot would be changed to clit...

Mr. Fox tried sexting me from work one day, and I sent this gif telling him I was hungry for his

Dated a guy who referred to his junk as his “peen” and “wiener” during sex talk. I dried up like a 3-day-old uncovered birthday cake.

Would be funny if it weren’t true

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Ugh I’ve never regretting deleting my ex’s (for lack of a better descriptor) texts until this moment right here. He was a dirty old man, more than 20 years my senior, and some of the things he thought qualified as “sexy talk” were just awful and also wonderful(ly hilarious).

There were awesome parts, but literally everything in the game was 3-4 times harder and more inconvenient to do. For instance: for a long time, getting into Molten Core (the first ever raid in the game) required you to fight your entire way through the maze-like Blackrock Mountain instance to even get to the door, and…