Thanks for the clicks! Y’all come back now, ya’ hear?

Yep. Homebirth is taking unnecessary risks at the expense of your child for your own “birth experience”. In my opinion, you have failed the very first test of parenting by doing that. No baby is going to remember their birth.

Another writer’s strike?

I’ve heard that about it being blue because autism = boys but I don’t know how true that is. If we need to “bring awareness” about anything about autism and other nuero atypical conditions like ADHD is an awareness that girls can have them too and they present with different symptoms that lead to under diagnosis.

Flannel nightgown v. Cannabis oil pen is BY FAR the hardest march madness matchup I have seen in the history of the brackets (personally speaking). That should be final four for adulthood for me.

Obviously with an uninformed opinion like that you must not be a mother. ;p

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a shithead.

You’re nicer than I: I told my kids Dinosaur Train wasn’t on anymore because Don ALONE drove me up the fucking wall.

Ross, Carol, Susan, and Ben will have a completely different story line in the Friends reboot.

As someone who has had a gastric surgery, I wish/hope the show would/will deal with the struggles involved with the many side-effects of gastric surgeries. People would be shocked at how difficult it can be, and it may finally put an end to the notion that weight loss surgeries are “easy fixes” or some kind of a cheat.

Who’s using his big boy walker? Trumpy is!

Melania wishes she were as badass as Madelana.

Yes! Both very childlike. Both incredibly spiteful and have done really shitty things. Marry some random chick from the country ‘cause she’s hot.

Does anyone here watch Galavant? (RIP GALAVANT). Because what you just said and the whole “Disney Princess” analogy, made me think of Queen Madalena. Who, as we all know, was very much a Disney Princess who married a Disney Villain and kind of loved it.

But do they pull you out of a dead sleep with the hairball noise so you have to vault them off the bed then clean up the hairball puke at 2am because your disabled husband can’t necessarily navigate around the fallout in the morning because his meds make him sleep like a baby? Asking for a friend.

I’m gonna be honest, here—if your story is “spoiled” by advance knowledge of the ending, it was a shit story anyway. A story is always about more than a twist, and you should get far more out of the telling when you know the secret than when you don’t.

This is just dumb anyways. Leftover fish should always be eaten cold in a sandwich. Microwaving is a waste of glorious leftover fish, no matter where you are.

No fish should ever go in a public microwave. Never. You want to stink up your own home? That’s between you and those who share that home.

How much money do YOU make that $200 per kid makes someone a “cheapskate”?

I’ll be Asif, you can be Salman. Ivanka can be Mudasir.