Even apart from the fact that I'm a proud member of Team Pineapple Pizza, the fact remains that buffalo chicken is by far the worst pizza topping. It's like they're saying "Look, you want to get fat, so here. Who gives a fuck how it tastes."

I don't know - BLACK olives and pepperocini plus some pepperoni and extra cheese on a thin crust sounds pretty good right abut now. Shit.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE MAGICAL DELIGHT THAT IS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?!?! Do you hate yourself?!

Because olives are the best topping on pizza. ever. seriously. the end. Everything else is just a bonus.

Letter writer should be congratulated for asking a question that made Dear Prudence's response sound like Dan Savage by comparison.

That's how I feel about Jeremy Renner - I think they kind of have a similar thing going on as far as maybe looking like they've recently been in a fight. Renner used to be a little prettier, but the older he gets, the rougher he looks, and the more I find him attractive.

I don't know how I feel about Paula Abdul replacing Mary Murphy. She better be fucking coherent. She was useless on American Idol. And Jason Derulo? Is this a desperate attempt at better ratings? If they want to replace someone, get rid of Nigel Lythgoe's irrelevant ass. I'm sick of his shit....

Because I want to be a pedant musician (and have had one too many a-whiskey neat this evening, which means I've had one), saxophone.

I died at the saxaphone fart in this episode because I am five.

The gun, which was loaded and unsecured, was stored on a shelf built into the bed in the victim's home, and in the same room in which the victim was laying in his crib.

Gene Kelly and Frank Sinatra ca. "On the Town." They could ride in my hole in the ground any time.

Gene Kelly's ass! All. Day. Long. (All. Night. Long. also). OMG, that ass. My mom really liked his ass, too, but didn't admit it until she was really drunk one night late in her life. Oh, mom!

Oh, the great Astaire v. Kelly debate.

if that eyeroll was at me i would cry and also be pregger

I like this one

Speaking of omissions, where is Carl Sagan on this list?

HOTTEST GIF EVER:

So you mean he is just the kind of guy Clint Eastwood likes?

It's not even New Age or hipster!

this is happening where I live, so two interesting notes on the law: