Mark Shrayber Jezebel: the best Jezebel? Discuss.
THANK YOU! I came on here to comment the same thing (even though I'm pretty sure I'm grey and no one will ever read my comments again. Sob.)
Can you imagine if YOUR parents had filmed every embarrassing thing YOU ever did as a teen and posted it for all to see? I probably would not be alive today.
I couldn't focus on anything in that video except for the absence of her seatbelt.
"Here's a thing" is how I plan to start all questions and statements in the future.
Since Brit-brit forgot to nominate 3 others for the Woody Woodpecker Challenge for ALS Awareness, I'll get this started: Elizabeth Moss, Dan Savage, and Prince.
His dad sounds like one of those guys who are so sure they're thinking some super deep thoughts but come across as uneducated, sexist idiots. There are way too many folks like that out there.
This sounds like Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age...
His balls being made of lava is not a disability.
his daemon must be a tiger that you can't see
This is a re-posted article from Copyranter, written by a dude, that actually spends the first third mocking the "moronic dad" trend in advertisements. But okay, sure, it's a misandrist conspiracy.
My boyfriend wears a pair of highlighter yellow running shorts for swimming. Just dick. Dick everywhere.
Is it really "rich" people? Rich people can live everywhere, they don't need to move to cheaper neighborhoods. It seems more middle class people getting priced out of other neighborhoods.
Target carries straight sizes up to size 16. You are in no way in the "crossover area" at Target, if you are between a 12 and a 14. Of course you're not going to boycott. This doesn't affect you at all.
The boycott has more to do with the fact that they USED to carry decent plus sized clothes, then took them away saying that they were "going to launch a new and improved line," then came back MONTHS later with a handful of undersized poly blend t-shirts and a few various sacks for the upper and lower body.
There aren't many places to buy cheap plus sized clothing. That's the thing.
I really did hit the dad lotto. :) he's a good guy. Mom is mom and I love her. But dad is a gem.
Can I just say...I love the TMI on Jezebel? It makes me realize I'm not so weird after all (the comment section for the "poop on my thong" article was just gut-bustingly hilarious) and has inspired me to be a little less fussy about "things like that"...on the internet at least. (In person, you will get ALL THE…
Ranch is the most foul condiment based sheerly on the shit people will put it on. Barf.
I wholeheartedly stand by my sentiments. Fucking fuck that.