My toddler loves it too.

I really miss having an oldies radio station. Technically we have a "hits of the 70s and 80s" here in Sacramento, but they don't really play Motown.

Level 65 was never a max-cap in WoW. Went from 60 to 70 to 80 to 85 to 90. Are you sure you played?

I'm more shocked that the cassette lasted that long.

Yeah, there was a crapload of terrible pop music back then, too. We just don't hear it today because it's justly forgotten. Only the good stuff sticks around. And this is, of course, to say nothing of the fact that many, many people back then thought all of this music was terrible, and longed for the good old big…

Not just little dogs are good in apartments. Most incredibly large breeds need the same if not less exercise as small dogs. Some Mastiff breeds for example need as much exercise as a small dog and are fantastic apartment dogs. Added benefit is you get a dog that scares the shit out of people wanting to rob or do…

I'm sorry, but normal children under the age of 6 do NOT attempt to piss or shit anywhere.

Omfg that reminds me of a vision still burned into my brain:

For the first couple of years, there really isn't a whole lot of difference between kids and dogs, except for the fact that when you leave the house, you really do have to take the kid with you, usually, and you can leave the dog at home, usually.

Why is the people-park better than the dog-park? they ask, often when the people park has grass and the dog park has only dirt.

I actually thought the same thing, but Tony gave up Black Sabbath for ACDC, so Sabbath is on the table again. I also begrudgingly agree that his mom would probably have made a less metal tape than I would.

You do know that people have been making comment like this since the beginning of time, right? At least one Greek philosopher (I think it was Socrates, but I may very well be wrong) actually wrote a piece about how Greek society was much better back then, and that young Greeks today are lazy, stupid and uncreative.

That music goes well with pelvic sorcery

I've been listening to nothing but in my car for two weeks. You cannot be in a bad mood listening to this soundtrack, and the movie makes it even better.

Phew... glad my daycare accepts cloth diapers. They just put them in a wet bag, which I take home at the end of the day to take care of myself. So I drop off a few clean ones with her every morning and bring the soiled diapers home in a wet bag every evening.

Gahh, I loved the idea of the Honest Co. until they went batshit crazy on Honest Toddler. I side with the funny Facebook lady.

You're so right! Literally no one has ever had a child and then had unexpected (perhaps medical!) expenses, lost their job, had a partner lose their job, have a partner leave them and stop financially contributing, had a family financial emergency, had an unexpected child, been forced to carry a pregnancy to term…

I honestly think we all just call it "deodorant" whether or not its "antiperspirant" or "deodorant" lol

http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins…

Well, I buy men's deoderant, that's what. Men are stinkier and generally sweatier than women (is that really true? I dunno.); therefore, men's deoderant should be able to handle my stinkiest stink.