You'll have to invite Jolie to the orgy, of course; she'll know how.

So, Freddie Prinze Jr. just never stopped being smokin' hot, huh?

Did you read that thing about how she and the Hound are BFFs that have a secret language? And how the girl who plays Sansa adopted one of the direwolves? And the adults all sound cool too. They sound like the most fun TV show cast ever. Like, the opposite of The View.

I think she is having more fun than anyone in the world. Oh to be young, rich, famous, and by some miracle not a trainwreck.

This is New Mexico. They were probably arrested for having their safety on. Can't shoot a terrorist if you have to dial the selector switch first. A second charge of not firing at agents of the oppressive government was tacked on for allowing themselves to be arrested.

Well said.

How i picture myself in cardigans:

If there was mandatory 6 months maternity and 6 months paternity (or second maternity for lesbian couples) for new parents, then it would be pointless to discriminate against young women. Additionally, both parents get to have more bonding time with their child and lower child care costs.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Who wants to tell this guy about paternity leave and stay-at-home dads?

He can ask for paternity leave...but it probably won't be granted. Also a problem.

I'm pretty sure Nobel Peace Prize winning, Habitat for Humanity building, globe trotting humanitarian former U.S. president Carter knows not only what a penal colony is, but also how to describe things using analogies so people far away can better understand a humanitarian crisis.

This would make total sense if men could biologically carry, birth, and nurse babies. Or if gestation, birth, and recovery were a quick, effortless situation.

And afterwards they went up the hilltop with some lawn chairs and applauded the deaths of hundreds of innocents.

I am a bajillion percent done with the IDF. I can't anymore. My capacity for rage has reached its peak.

No that would mean that pro choice is anti assholes

Oh, I get it. Ice cream's main component is cream, which comes from cow-boobs. And boobs that are not sitting around solely for men's enjoyment AS GOD INTENDED and are serving some other purpose are nasty-pasty. The boob-juice is intended for calves only, calves conceived within male-female cow "wait-until-marriage…

"HR" at a restaurant? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA CRIES MYSELF TO SLEEP AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA.

I warn you that I will take my cues from my cat, and ululate the song of my people at the top of my lungs beginning at 4:30 a.m. until such time as I am fed.

Well, this wait time will be reflected in your lower tip. #ensuringpromptness