No it doesnt! Please PLEASE don't leave your kids in the car for a while because they were sleeping.

if sex for you only takes as long as the 30 seconds to run into the house for forgotten diapers you're doing it wrong.

Unless you're really bad at it, having sex tends to take longer than grabbing diapers.

Grabbing diapers is different because the intent should and does matter.

Tack on Parks & Rec just for general charm, and I'm continually surprised that she's not already queen of the internet.

Completely off topic, but where is my Behind Closed Ovens? How am I supposed to get through my Monday?

Do your labia hang low? Do they wobble to and 'fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

Hmm. In this context, I assumed "The Venus Project" referred to some next-gen, nanotech, 3-D printable vibrator.

The authors you cite do not address sleep training as isolated from the rest of responsive parenting. It's quite difficult to do this but there has been one good, large, randomized controlled trial of infant sleep training and there were no differences in parental attachment, psychosocial adjustment, or any other…

I didn't have a caesarean but I would like to see a onesie that say something like:

What is this 'proven to be harmful' business? There has been one large well-controlled randomized trial of sleep training with long (five-year) followup of attachment, conduct, psychosocial function, etc. and there was no difference on any measure between children who were sleep trained and those who were not.

I adopted a child who will literally starve herself before eating outside her beige comfort zone (seriously; she went 3 1/2 days once); my husband travels for work and every single morning I wake up to discover she's crawled in bed with me; and she once cut the crotch out of a pair of shorts to make them a skirt when…

Put me in the beastly category please. Also don't breastfeed.

If you have a c-section your kid will have a perfect round head and bright, unsquished eyes in the first baby pictures. My sister had the ultimate perfect childbirth compared to my nightmare section, but my one consolation was that my kid was cuter in the pictures! haha

You know what else is harmful? Letting yourself and your kid (and possibly other family members) be sleep deprived for years because you can't understand that a baby doesn't always know what's best for himself. Sleep deprivation is a severe blow to health and happiness for everyone and sometimes you have to guide a…

Beastly? Only the sound of the whining for the first couple of nights. Learning to be self-sufficient and independent is not harmful.

How is the view from your high horse? Spectacular I bet!

I'm not going to read books about attachment parenting because I don't care enough, I think attachment parenting places undue burden on the mother and is unrealistic for any woman but a stay-at-home mother to practice, and I don't want kids. But, seriously, what are the lasting effects and how do they link directly to…

Would you like a cookie for your oh so better parenting?

I had to quit all the mommy sites because I did it wrong.