Since you make so much fucking money, you should be treating us all to lunch at Olive Garden. Put up or shut up.

Kirland is comparable with high end name brand products.

You seem really likable :)

The second, third and fourth Thursdays of October 2013 were great times to be me.

Born left-handed with an eidetic memory on February 29th!

Diana is fucking brilliant. I hope you bought her a whole bottle of vodka for pulling off that perfect trick.

I predict getting "DOUBLE pregnant" via Eric Estrada is the most divisive thing ever written on this site. There is no middle ground as to whether that would be desirable.

My girlfriend and I live in Lake Tahoe. Like a lot of people who live in beautiful places, we pay a fucking premium to rent abject shitholes, which are also drafty. In January of last year, during a snowstorm, my landlord informs me that she'll be 'renovating' my shithole of a place and that I have 29 days to get out…

I was going to say. For fuck's sake, even if you're pregnant you meet Erik Estrada so you can get DOUBLE pregnant!

My husband and I have been together since I was 16, we got married when I was 21 and stopped using birth control immediately. Fast forward 8 years still no kids of our own. Fertility test show due to my PCOS causing cysts in my fallopian tubes rather then on the ovaries the chance of us ever conceiving without extreme…

I won the Grand Prize in a TV show/Chips sweepstakes. It was for a trip to LA, cash, visit the set, meet the star, some show swag and a bunch of chips. I then found out I was pregnant and asked if I could get the cash value of the prize. So I got $7500 for entering my email address one time.

Cue to some nutcases on my FB feed who are suspecting a conspiracy BECAUSE there were 108 prominent aids researchers on board. Like, aids equals gays equals Putin hates the gays equals he wants to kill the gays equals he must have shot this plane from the sky because evil.

Adjunct Professor Andrew's hippie venison nibbles with tempura corn scratchers.. This sounds like something you'd get at a hipster lesbian cross cuisine cookout.

My owners are the worst.

I thought it might be a rolling paper...like someone saw a package of zig-zags and was like "I BELIEVE THESE THINGS ARE USED TO CONSUME DRUGS!"

Seriously, that is not okay - that's sexual assault! If it were the other way around, and some guy did that to a female celebrity and she slapped him no one would fault her (at least I wouldn't) I certainly don't blame him because when people go for the genitals/privates it's hard not to snap react in a way to protect…

And she was holding onto his leg and preventing him from moving. Fight/flight/freeze shit happens when someone grabs your leg and your crotch. Not fun to see him hit her, but physical reactions to sexual assault happen and it's not fun to see her grab his crotch and hold his leg either.

MTE as painful as it is to see a woman slapped, just no. She assaulted him and she had it coming.

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I understand the hesitation, but everyone else around you is in a 7-11 too. The dude buying beef jerky and scratchers doesn't have a leg to stand on.