Hunting is a cultural thing, too. In my family, it meant something to be able to provide for your family that way - it was an act of love. It was also a chance for the men - because it was only men who did it - to go out together and get away and have a good time.

Not that you care, but I didn't have sex until after I was married. Do you want to know what having sex changed about my relationship?

What the hell are you smoking? And more importantly where can I get some?

Much Words. Such Smugness. Wow.

"Inspired by the music of Robin Thicke...." So I'm thinking three hand-picked dandelions in one of those empty mini plastic wine bottles? One of the flowers has to be a little droopy, though.

Yes, I've tried pussy, and would highly recommend it.

Fruit Stripe Gum zebra cosplay.

...but that could lead to or exacerbate a yeast infection!

You guys. I am only admitting this because it's jezebel and I feel like I can tell y'all anything... Elisabeth, when she was on Survivor in 2001, was my first serious crush on a girl that really made me go, "hmm, I guess this is a thing that I can feel." I will never admit this ever again—BASICALLY SHE TURNED ME GAY.

Jesus H. Even if this were a Star Trek ride that consisted of nothing but getting a beard ride from Riker, I wouldn't wait on line for 5 hours.

I think it's time for a reality show where two random people are grabbed off the street and pressed into service as reality tv producers and forced to make up a show on the spot which is then broadcast live and voted on by the viewing audience. It's called "No Experience Required." The winner gets to be on the cover…

Oh Hosanna that is amazing! I want that for my next birthday!

Ugh. I am forever skeptical of any film using live elephants. I likely wouldn't have seen this anyway, but it does not at all sit easy with me thinking that the elephants starring in a film about captive elephants being treated cruelly for use in entertainment might have themselves been subject to their fair share of…

I absolutely love this picture. I feel like he's saying, "yeah, I'm in the Bodies issue with Michael Phelps and Serge Ibaka but why would you want that when you can have all this." And I can't stop staring at it any time someone posts it.

This movie is basically just a very expensive commercial for Time-Life's Sounds of the '60s and Sounds of the '70s.

That was seriously the most embarrassing, crazy, stupid, revelation I have received from this blog. Drink some fuckin water!

Further, people who refer to those kids having boyfriends/girlfriends do it when their kid is simply friends with another kid of the opposite sex... as if girls and boys can't just be friends and homosexuality doesn't exist.

Imagining the characters' reactions to the article is sort of the best part of the article. ;D

I KNOW. I had the same thought. But I was racing to get the post up and that was literally the only photo of him (!?!?!) on the image site I was using. And then I started to think the fake sunglasses were hilarious, so I just left it.

Joe Mangianello is very hot yes, but were those sunglasses put on in photoshop? Are they from baby Gap?