And if you want something to bitch about that affects men, here's some suggestions:

I had a wickedly overactive imagination as a child. I lived in a very big, very old house in the countryside of Massachusetts. My walk home went through an old, abandoned pre-revolutionary war cemetery. Ground fog was a common occurrence. I remember the feeling of being alone and knowing, just knowing, that one of…

Remember if some of those bricks hit her husband too it's not misogyny!

What? A well trained dog will not attack a squirrel or a human.

Ok this is all absolutely horrible and this guy is an asshole BUT I JUST HAVE TO SAY... My heart just about stopped when I read that HGTV had a "pair of brothers" that lost their show because of having "traditional" marriage views - I was like DREW AND JONATHAN?!?! NOOOO.... thank god it wasn't them. WHEW!

Although it's been said,

I think it's an accomplishment to stay in school as a teen parent and graduate.

The gals of Jezebel help me feel sane when I think that I'm the only one dealing with a specific problem/ condition/ question. You are never alone here =)

And this is why I stay a part of this community. No matter how freaky I think I am, there is usually at least one Jezzie that has the same issue

More rejected ideas:

More breaking news on what your dick likes to come.

I was reading through these responses and starting to get very self-conscious.... I feel better now that I have found My People. I can go MAYBE 5-6 wears before it's just not happening anymore.

With apologies...

Ahahahahaha :( :( :(

For real I was just about to start a thread on this topic. I would love to go longer but there is no way. They get rank after a wear or two. #juicyladiesunite

Nope, it's one or two times for me, and even with underwear, I can still smell it. I'm a sweaty person, and I don't care if I have to buy jeans more often than other people. I would prefer that over being the smelly kid.

Also, Carson would not go into a salon and say, "Can you give me Kate Gosselin hair, post-divorce, but as poorly executed as possible? I want people to doubt that I actually have hair. I want people to think I bought the cheapest lacefront no-money can buy. Because I'm Carson Kressley, goddammit."

at least he will always cherish the woman suit he makes out of her.

If I had to venture a guess about the lack of combination shampoo/conditioner it would be because that stuff is the god damn worst for most hair. Whenever I've used it my hair becomes a rat nest. It can't be terribly popular.

This is all about lazy professors who don't want to consider the lives their students may have lived prior to entering the classroom or the emotional well-being of their students because they're emotionally stunted faux-"intellectuals" who have never had to work in a realm where they didn't have absolute power over…