Dude. A life threatening bout of preeclampsia and miscarriage. God has sent you a message. You've got 19 kids. Count your blessings and close up shop already.

Yep.

Poor Jorah, seeing Khaleesi's boytoy leaving her room. He's my favorite Sad.

I believe dick is graded on the same scale the USDA uses: Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, Commercial, Utility.

She lived close,

I'm gonna guess he found it because he somehow found a way to cheat at CAH

the godfather of the ASMR movement! Anybody else here chill out with ASMR on YouTube?

I didn't wear shoes and have a pretty loud voice so I would materialize behind people and say "damn, Krull is a good movie" or "TEEN WITCH!!" I can see how that might be weird but three stars???

This person needs to quit his or her job and come work with me. I am (essentially) a professional ass-wiper and I have a cavalcade of ass-wiping ditties. The greatest hits are "Tangled Up In Poo," "Oh Danny boy, the wipes the wipes are calling" (when the wipee is named Danny), and the holiday classic "Let's Wipe Your…

In fairness, The Hindu's coverage of the Kardashians sucks.

FYI only comments that respect the divide between socks and sandals will be starred on this post thank you for your understanding - The Management.

I used to pursue guys because we were into each other, treated each other well, and had a lot in common. But that's so 2012. These days I've been pursuing guys because they're Start-Up Techies and that's trendy right now. Thanks Cosmo!

I'm looking forward to the number of people who show up to make it known that there are no points in World of Warcraft.

YAWN. wake me butterfly clips make a comeback. Now THAT'S attend I can get behind.

Honestly I don't remember well because that scene made me have a stress blackout

Few things look stupider than the enormous shorts that some guys wear that hang down to their tiny skinny little calves. And then the white athletic socks and black shoes.

I won't believe any of this until I see the Taiwanese newscast animation depicting the event.

I have a one-year-old that has a propensity for throwing her food on the floor when she's done. At the end of a meal, I get my ass on that floor and pick up every last piece down there. People, your kids are messy, but that doesn't mean that you get a reprieve from cleaning up after them at a restaurant.

This is why I only let my kids play with things I found at the dump.