zombie baby photoshoot

LOL MISANDRY

I love how grumpy Marian looks in all of the shots...the resting bitch face is strong in this one. Would be friends!

"Y'all pick the most awesome stuff to nitpick and get pedantic about, I swear. I love you and everyone in this forum. You come sit here next to me and we'll watch cat videos all night together. hugz"
Translation: Bless your heart!

Y'all pick the most awesome stuff to nitpick and get pedantic about, I swear. I love you and everyone in this forum. You come sit here next to me and we'll watch cat videos all night together. *hugz*

When humans get into bed, that is when the super-fast-invisible-poison-mice appear. So as to catch us off guard.
You're a dick for not getting it.

Jesus, it's like watching a video of my life. Though my cats are especially nuts at night. Specifically when I'm climbing into bed after a long work day. That's when they decide it's time for their Olympic sprint training.

I find it kind of fascinating that you assume men are the ones purchasing the dino porn, when the reader base of erotica is overwhelmingly female.

For the same reason you let kids play outside.

Yup, I have a 9 year old niece and this is about how they communicate, bless their little hearts. You can't fake that kind of stream of consciousness writing if you tried.

Next TLC show

NEXT FOOD TREND!

Patton Oswalt kinda set the bar pretty high on "cray cray sex stories."

With all due respect to Ms. Lange, The Night Belongs to Mark Shrayber.

You guys I have a crush on someone. We'll just call him "Bark." Yeah. "Bark Shrayber...stein."

That was hilarious!

People disliked "Fixer Upper"? How?! It's lovely, and cheerful, and it literally explains why Elsa is walling herself off from everyone—she's terrified! The one thing that raises my eyebrow is the line about how Kristoff's relationship with the reindeer is "a little outside of nature's laws", because that does sound…