Who wore it better?

Yup. And I think the better the sleeper, the likelier a flat head will result. My daughter who never took more than a 20 minute cat nap for the first 9
months? Perfectly round head. My friend's kid who slept all the time (THAT LITTLE SHIT)? Helmet city. He's fine now.

God, babies are such assholes.

The helmet things are also getting more common because parents are told not to put kids down on their tummies or sides for the first several months due to the SIDS risk, so the babies end up spending a lot more time on their backs no matter what. It's not always tied to neglect.

Most of the kids that wind up in helmets are due to position in the womb. Sometimes babies in utero just decide to hang out in one spot for a really long time and this can cause things like tightness of the neck muscles (making it so babies don't turn their head to one side as much as the other) or just a malformed…

Wow, the black people you saw back then never complained about white people in front of white people in an area and era when those who spoke out were gunned down? They just acted happy and sang? That is such a shock. Self-preservation in front of a bunch of gun happy rednecks like you, who'd've thought?

LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA...

SO GARLIC

Sure, I didn't take the time to actually read this. BUT....Lindy, you're wrong. I love you, but you're wrong.

Hey Lindy-

I am used to seeing it referred to as petty larceny, not petit larceny.

My parents live in the country. People tend to drop unwanted pets off in the country. This is Max. He showed up recently and won't leave their sunroom. Tonight Max bit me on the leg because I wouldn't go back inside when he was trying to herd me through the door. Their were some coyotes outside and he was protecting…

Oh Penny! The egg fart part made me laugh out loud. I am sorry for your pain, but that is some funny shit.

Shorter every Paglia essay ever: Women are stupid c**ts. Except for me, of course.

But I do love her urban dictionary entry:

YES! Whenever I'm stuck in the jetway, and the line onto the plane hasn't moved forward for five solid minutes, I just know it's the couple I once saw on a flight to Chicago:

Oh, you forgot to add:

Just Purchased Fast Food Meal of Questionable Origin Before Boarding and Now I am Going To Nom Nom In Your Ear Whilst Simultaneously Subjecting You To The Stench of My Lukewarm Sack o' Carcinogenic Meat Byproducts.

Don't recline your seat. I'm sorry if it's a tiny bit more comfortable for you, I don't care. I have very limited space and I don't need the top of your seat/head in it. I will start kneeing your seat EVERY time I move. I will not make more room for myself by reclining because I don't like hypocrites.

Breeders: Anyone who says they just don't like kids has clearly forgotten what it's like to be a child. You didn't spawn into this dimension a fully formed asshole, you were a mini-asshole first. Asshole.

Yes, you are correct. Scientologests have to cut out family memebers who are not supportive of the "church". Anyone who objects is branded a "Suppressive Person".