My sons will be vaccinated for it the moment they’re old enough, basically, just like my daughter. I would think just keeping them from being carriers is beneficial enough, but yes, it does protect them as well.

Maybe look up your local beekeepers? Most of them would be all too happy to transport the whole hive for their own benefit.

Every time I watch it I get dizzy and faint from laughingly hyperventilating. EVERY TIME.

I just made like two pounds of ground venison for lunches the other day (perfect finger food for little kids). It was awesome. And sorta free?

I was about 95% sure I was the secret illegitimate baby of some well-to-do/noble English couple who had to surreptitiously hide me away for some dramatic reason until they could come back and get me again. Also in my child mind England was stuck in the Edwardian era? So I was excited about getting to some wear some…

They’re also SUPER inefficient. We were given my one for my son’s room last summer (1922 house, weird, tiny windows so it was hard to find a window unit) and the electric bills were crazy. I managed to find a window unit tiny enough for his windows this spring, thank goodness.

If some 15-year-old abused her 5-year-old kid, I’m absolutely SURE she’d be saying the same thing, right? What an ass.

Reasons my son is crying, I bet. It’s great. :)

AHHHH that makes me want to fucking scream.

And she has such a striking face, gorgeous eyes, flawless skin, etc. So much more to focus on than “OOH BIG TIDDIES.”

Bahahah I can’t breathe. Lick your clot. I’m recoiling.

Which is just a super big bonus. Swoon.

I lost 10 lbs during my first pregnancy. It happens!

Anterior placenta probably.

Fair point.

Sperm hang around in your fallopian tubes for five days. If it hung out in your vagina, that’d be considerably more disgusting.

I’ve tweezed an errant upper lip hair before when it was at an awkward angle to get with the razor and no. NO. I teared up so badly. Uuuugh.

Oh yes, how could I forget Rose? That one is definitely way up there too.

I’d put good money on it being Grace now. But yeah, middle names definitely have rises and falls in popularity just like first names.

“Grace” is the new Elizabeth if my FB feed is anything to go by.