He does shout when gets all steamed up, granted...

My mother-in-law (who is overall wonderful and buys my kids sooo many clothes, thus saving me a ton of money) gets "real" pants and overalls for my 11-month-old twins sometimes. One is long and skinny and they all just fall off her, even at the right size. The other is short and stout and so they're always way too…

They make bigger kid clothes now apparently! At least, they sent me like 50 different emails about it, so.

Jesus H Christ, I would be mortified if my kid pulled that stuff in a restaurant. Actually, no, I wouldn't be mortified because I would immediately rectify the situation and leave. I just don't comprehend bringing kids out well after bedtime on multiple occasions. I always feel guilty and cruel getting home late from…

Goddammit I've been laughing for eight straight minutes now. My cheeks hurt and I've got tears rolling down them. Worth it.

I'm laughing so hard I'm scaring my husband. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. Could totally be a real show.

I totally had a booger wall behind my bed, discovered only when we were getting ready to move out (I had a day bed and it was well behind the tall side made of solid wood). That was a fun day, let me tell you.

I had a book on tape of the Velveteen Rabbit. I loved to listen to it and sob and sob quietly in my bed several nights a week because I'm sick or something.

All of this, AND once my mother tried to throw out a lamp because I'd put my book splayed out against the little shade and the whole thing caught fire and thus looked like a sad, charred piece of crap. I was DEVASTATED over that lamp potentially feeling rejected and insisted repeatedly she fish it out of the garbage,…

The thing about the Animas receiver is that it can't be updated to the new 505 algorithm or any improved algorithms in the future. So that part is kinda blah.

My kid is 3 so I ALREADY obsess about his blood sugar to begin with. Using Nightscout has allowed me to chill out a lot, because I can stop highs and lows before they get bad instead of being constantly in the dark. It helps me keep him healthy, and I don't have to tear my hair out so much. Also, the other night he…

I use Nightscout for my 3-year-old T1D. It's awesome. You do have to hook up a cheap android phone to your Dexcom to act as an uploader, so that part is kind of annoying and definitely doesn't free up a pocket, but there's less fumbling for the CGM (and of course for me as a parent it makes life a lot easier).

That sounds fucking exhausting as much for the kids as for the adults. Sometimes when I go to get my almost 3-year-old up (whose room is on a different floor from mine/the main living areas), he tells me he wants to stay and play with his dollhouse/Legos/stuffed animals, so I just tell him to come down when he's…

Dear GOD. I had TWO babies last year and they didn't even total 14 pounds together. That poor woman. Shudder.

Anterior placenta. I've known plenty of women who had an anterior placenta and couldn't feel the baby for a long, long time compared to the average mother.

Ohhh got it. And you're right, there are male pronouns. I missed them the first time, heh.

I think they were avoiding pronouns there, which given the murky situation is the classiest way to go.

I think someone banging on a window and saying scram to a homeless person would be pretty fucking assholish.

It's baffling.

I had an A-line summer dress (on the dressier side but still casual enough to wear anytime) that lasted through four summers and two pregnancies, including twins. I think I bought it for $30, ha. Thank you, Target.