On band trips in high school we used to get "lunch" by buying tubes of cookie dough and topping them with whipped cream. Fucking horrid. I don't know how we didn't get sick all the time.

That's pretty clever, actually!

Usually parents of multiples do a single nailpolished toe or one kid always goes in a certain color for a few weeks, then as their parent it becomes easier to tell them apart pretty quickly. Most identical multiples are not ENTIRELY 100% physically identical looks-wise in every way, plus personality differences come…

I have 9-month-old twins and a diabetic toddler who has only been potty trained for the last two or three weeks. Three kids in diapers is a fucking nightmare. I did cloth diapers. Because I'm a fucking idiot. I'm very, very happy but holy fucking shit. There's a reason I went on Zoloft two months ago. Actually having…

Gah. My almost 3-year-old little boy has 9-month-old twin siblings and I worry about this all the time. Real talk, any advice to keep this from being a thing all the time? With the age difference they're going to be going to the same school most of the time. :/

That's actually a very common setup for triplets.

When I was a wee lass, they gave us little boxes of raisins as a snack in Sunday school. I opened the box AND ANTS CRAWLED OUT. I just felt like you would appreciate that as a fellow raisin hater.

Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU for telling me that this is a thing. Goddammit. God fucking dammit.

No kidding! I was like 78, wtf? How much is their heating bill? My house rarely gets to 68 in the winter.

Hating Californians is Oregon's state sport, I'm pretty sure.

And I couldn't even customize to include any of the pictures of my son in the PICU for DKA. Maybe it's morbid, but it was a huge part of my year (and now my life).

Ew. :(

My mom and I finally made homemade cranberry sauce a few years back...and discovered it was like the easiest thing EVER. Why the hell do we even have canned cranberry sauce? It's cranberries, water, sugar, maybe some kind of citrus zest, heat until berries pop, boom, done. Ridiculous. We couldn't believe how simple it…

Nah, we had like five different lactation professionals look at him and they declared he didn't have a tongue tie. They could have been wrong, though! I know it is a somewhat subjective assessment. He eventually ended up on formula full time much to the relief of both parties - just too many issues between the two of…

Hahaha laid back hahaha. Ahem.

Everyone else was wonderful there, so I do believe it was an isolated thing. I just ended up seeing her every time I went, terrible luck. I still love PP.

The few times I went to my local PP I was bullied so badly by a NP that I then neglected to go to the doctor for years because I would have severe anxiety attacks even thinking about medical professionals. :/ I love the idea of PP and still donate there a few times a year, but ugh. I wish it was across the board.

That's a bug, actually.

I now understand why my parents let us pick one sport a year and that was it. Damn!

Stole the words right out my head! Fate laughed when I said, "We can totally reuse everything including most of our son's clothes when we have our second kid." Didn't know I'd be having our second AND third at the same time. Whoops.