The stupidest part is that this guy wasn't even getting rejected, from what I understand. He was angry that women weren't throwing themselves at him. He didn't mention anything about pursuing any women he was attracted to - apparently they were supposed to just telepathically get it.

Yeah not even approaching the "slightly uncomfortable" level for me. Something is fishy here.

First one - I was unbelievably exhausted and just a gut feeling.

I'm so glad I'm not alone. If I don't wear a pantiliner (which I generally don't), my jeans have crotch smell at the end of one day. I shower every single day and keep my lady bits perfectly clean, but I, too, am "juicy" and can't change that.

Literally all my sex dreams starring a man are about either my husband or Peter Dinklage (sorry, dear). NNNGH Peter Dinklage. A++ on the list.

I have to admit I miss the butterfly clips. I could maybe live without doing the little rows of twists, though.

Mo/mo twins are terrifying like that. :( I was in an online group for women pregnant with twins who were all due at the same time, and the group member who had mo/mo twins had a horrible loss. So heartbreaking. Thank goodness it's relatively rare.

I have fraternal twins and they just accidentally smack each other a lot. Sometimes they occasionally stare at each other like "Who the fuck is this?"

My college bf's best friend was colorblind and he very safely, legally drove me home on several occasions. He just knew the light order. :)

I feel like it started with these confessional mommy blogs mostly. Now it's really cool to talk about how much you dislike your children. It makes me heartsick. Bitch to your friend on the phone and move on; seek professional help if you're consistently miserable. Be a fucking adult.

Congrats on almost being a parent! Sounds like you will find a good balance.

I think maybe we have the same mother. She comes to my house now and paints furniture, does laundry, rearranges my cupboards (but exactly the way I would if I had the time/energy to do it, so it's great), cleans, etc. It's like...excuse me? What happened to the hard ass who made me get a job at eleven to pay for my…

Oh, ugh, that sounds fucking exhausting and discouraging! I hate martyr moms. Barf. I think that's a very common situation, at least among my friends and their parents.

She totally made it up. Enjoy your weekend! It's a great show.

Haha, CTM is relevant to EVERYTHING, my friend. You have impeccable taste.

I know "Call the Midwife" is not exactly a 100% accurate historical document or anything, but a couple episodes ago a character took "compassionate leave" after a traumatic event, so I'm thinking maybe it's just a British term for the kind of leave you'd take when your physical health isn't at stake but there's some…

Are we talking horse poop here? Because I wouldn't want to eat it, but I do sort of like the sweet hay smell.

Maybe I'm more independent because I was expected to pay for most of my own shit (got my first job at 12 and was working 20-30 hours/week by my sophomore year of high school), change diapers, do bottle feeds, babysit, drive my sisters around to multiple after-school/weekend crap, and basically be mini mom, on top of…

I color correct my babies'/toddler's pictures because I can do it (in a rudimentary fashion, obviously) on my phone or laptop in two seconds and then it looks more true to life. I guess I'm just moments away from Photoshopping them slimmer arms or something. Cute doggies. :)

My husband always wears collared, button-up style shirts (generally of the semi-casual, Eddie Bauer style and not the dressier types) and usually dark jeans/oxford-style shoes, and I wear dresses most of the time because I find them more comfortable than pants. In some places we constantly get the "Wow, you guys are…