I sort of feel like Denver didn't take them seriously enough and ouch. The defense is ridiculous.

These are exactly the kind of letters I wrote as a 7-year-old girl. It rings pretty true to me.

How would THAT work? Wouldn't Hermione be rolling her eyes at Luna's latest conspiracy theory at least once a week?

I laughed for approximately 500 years. I hope you are happy.

Ugh yes. I am pregnant with twins right now, I'm huge, everything hurts and my belly is tight as a drum so my DO NOT TOUCH inclinations get ratcheted up about 100 notches. Body language, people, fucking learn it! We are in solidarity here my friend.

Go on...

I would actually like to employ a service that keeps me from getting hugged by anyone but my spouse and kid. Some sort of anti-cuddler. I will pay someone $10/hour to attend social events with me and push would-be huggers to the ground.

Ew. :/

Yeeeah I moved to Seattle for a year after living in Portland for over five years, and let's just say that when I said, "Hey, there's really not that much of a difference, right?" that it was a DAMN DIRTY LIE. I lasted a whole 11 months. :/

You mean it isn't a documentary? *obligatory dorky joke* (No but seriously.)

Good question. I have no idea. I imagine if you're not pregnant maybe your uterus is not as excitable, but that is just a wild, uninformed guess. Definitely worth asking your doctor! I hope not, because that would suck.

To me this was on the same level of violation and violence as rape, and I think 14 years for rape is perfectly reasonable.

Ugh, yes, cytotec is nothing to fuck around with. I had it during my induction and I had the same thing as you - very intense uterine contractions two minutes long and two minutes apart within an hour of starting it...maybe less. It's some rough stuff. I'm so, so sick for this poor woman.

Fucking hell, this poor woman. She must be devastated. :( I want to cry for her.

Paki is most certainly a racial slur.

I've never used them myself but I've had lots of vagina-having friends who refuse to use them after a few experiences like that. It's pretty damn harsh and I think increases the risk of HIV transmission. Obviously if you're using a condom that's less of a concern, but long story short some people do NOT react…

Absolutely yes to all of this.

Nnngh guys playing with babies gets my motor revving like nothing else. Like, hi, when you're done there let's make some okay?

Haha. Well I'm still at the point of reminding my almost two-year-old to pick up his toys...one block at a time. You're telling me it doesn't get any better? I'm shocked! ;)

I've often seen organizations in my area do a "courtesy posting" for an animal that's being fostered by an individual like in your situation. Try calling around this week and seeing if someone would be able to post to Petfinder on your cat's behalf. It usually goes something like "[Name] was found by a kind person who…