Less offensive, more eyeroll-inducing. These kinds of articles seem to get published all the fucking time like women are sitting here with bated breath trying to figure out what to buy to please the men.

Sometimes I reach up to swipe it off my Mr. Water's lips and he says, "What do I care if I have lipstick on my lips? It means my wife's been kissing me."

Well, Mr. Anonymous, my husband doesn't give two shits about getting my lipstick on his lips, or his cheek, or his cock. In fact I think he rather likes it. But what do I know. The most I hear from Mr. Water is stuff like "That lipstick is a really nice color with your eyes." or "I like that top a lot." Never "don't…

I really do fucking loathe those ridiculous swim trunks. I get secondhand embarrassment. Like, do you want to look like a dwarf/oompa loompa? They're stumpifying as hell! Come on.

I guess maybe the implication is that they thought he had an attitude problem because of fame going to his head vs him being a regular dude with a broken trailer door? That's the best I could figure.

I think I'm safe, then. I imagine Tywin would be a horrible lay, besides. He's so self-centered.

Yeah, if you want it to look like you didn't plate it in 1994. *scoffs* I mean I don't know who would want that. (Seriously, that steak tartare in the original picture is terrifying. D: It looks like raw meatloaf that hasn't been mixed all the way yet...)

That looks delicious, colorful, and nicely-textured imo. Yum.

I just found out I'm having boy/girl twins and now that I've seen this picture i can't stop thinking about the Lannisters ughhh! I hope and pray my little people don't grow up to be murderous, power-mad twincesty jerks.

I was in a similar situation to yours (my parents were low income, but it was a huge fight with my dad to actually send in the documents to get financial aid every single year), and it's one of the reasons I got married at 21. I also just really wanted to marry the man I loved, but the financial aid issue was a…

EEWW I'M SO GLAD I'M CHILDFREE BABBIES ARE GROSS

Lol. Yeah, it'd be mimicking life inside the womb if they were kicking each other all day and night separated only by a plastic grocery bag or something.

Lmfao! My twins are still inside my uterus and their interactions mostly consist of the boy shoving his ass/feet in the girl's face. Really peaceful, obviously. And congrats on your babies btw. :)

Yeah I think they're a girl and a boy so they definitely had their own sacs. But they can interact and feel each other through the sacs to some extent.

I just felt absolutely terrified that her hands are going to slip. Maybe it's because I'm hormonal and carrying twins of my own at the moment, but I was just scared for their little lungs. :(

Have you checked out the Fearless Formula Feeder blog? I stopped pumping around the 10 week mark and started having similar feelings. That blog helped a lot.

Exactly. And Luke is becoming an interesting character - he comes off as such a jackass at first, but then we find out they broke up because Abbie was leaving and now she's not leaving and...yeah, that's gotta sting. I'd probably be making snide comments too. And him telling her (with what I perceived as total…

Ahh! I'm sorry! Well don't worry, that certainly doesn't give away the real surprises of Episode 6. :) Go! Watch!

I have to admit after the whole (SPOILER ALERT DO NOT READ FOR EP 6 SPOILERS OMG) vision thing with Abbie driving and Katrina in her scary creepo house I got a real bad vibe. That shit looked evil. I did not get a good feeling at all about Katrina. Also I have to say in the flashback scenes for that episode she never…

Yes. I mean horrible but yes, Katrina, please go to heaven and out of demon purgatory so Ichabbie can happen. Every episode ends up with me hissing "KISS ALREADY" at the screen at some point.