YES. Sleepy Hollow is my absolutely fave, holy shit. I just got Mr. Water almost caught up on it too. It's like the best of both worlds for me - Abbie and Ichabod are so goddamned attractive it's a fucking smorgasbord of sexy for me, holy shit. It does not hurt at all that their characters are intelligent and…

I grew up in a small town. My dad was a huge movie fan (just about any genre...I think he just liked escaping from six children on a Friday night) and attended frequently. His guffaws, squeals, and exclamations were so loud and distinctive that I'd have to hear about it in class on Monday. "Hey, your dad was at the…

GUH. My husband does this constantly with some of my regular shows (usually the corny, slightly guilty pleasures like Grey's Anatomy, too, which somehow makes it worse). "Oh so...what's happening to so and so now? She got divorced? When?" "But I thought [character] was dating [other character]." Yeah, sweetie, two…

That's the best curse I've ever heard.

That's awesome.

I think it really varies from city to city/region to region. In many places they are not all that unusual, though statistically they're relatively unusual in the US as a whole (though they are a growing demographic). Not sure how that stacks up to the UK.

I am not even remotely sanctimonious about using cloth diapers...but seriously, my son is almost 21 months old and the closest we've come is a small amount of leakage just outside the diaper when he had some huge, wet poops. Even then it usually stayed contained and there was no poop leak at all. That alone was worth…

I really think it's this necessary thing, because if they were as relatively sweet and agreeable as 8-year-olds when they left the house it might be unbearably painful. Instead you're both fucking sick of each other and it's mutually enjoyable for them to gtfo, maybe.

It is, isn't it? My whole first pregnancy it was like "But why? You're going to miss going out drinking blah blah". And for me it was just okay, but I stay in all the time and spend time with my husband and cats, my whole life has always been family centered, we own a home and I have my degree so the holdup for me is…

Oh good, so it's not just me. :D

Yeeeah that's an excellent point. I had my first baby just after turning 26 and even THAT is looked upon as weird (not so much in my more working class neighborhood, but in the city at large, definitely). I feel weird going to kid-related functions where all the other moms are 10 years older than me. There's nothing…

I would recommend not going on Google images. I mean I have not checked personally, but having seen some blowouts live...yeah no.

That much is true.

Aren't most circumcised penises kinda in the mushroom category?

And the best man is a transgender man and the maid of honor is a happy, successful, fat atheist woman. Or something.

It's not even HARD for goodness' sake. Type a sentence or two into Google and there you have it.

Also relevant:

Yeah but ANYONE can get pregnant and married and WHO CARES about the stuff going in people's lives?!?!?!? like OMG ugh stop posting about important life events, so gauche.

I'm just going to have a chocolate cake and pipe on in homemade frosting "IT HAS A PENIS". Should do the job, right? (I'm kidding of course, but seriously, guh. Those parties. I can't.)

Lmao! I used to call my mother at the tender age of four during my big bro's babysitting sessions and inform her that he was "aggravating me."