"He put his balls in the crook of my elbow and sang 'Calendar Girl' by Neil Sedaka!! How do you guys feel about a spring wedding????"

I thought Jill Kelley was the lady getting blasted by fire through the computer screen, wearing the black dress. And the shirtless (though not shirtless) FBI agent was the one going around snooping.

If you need a second opinion, let me know.

With their clothes off, presumably?

Whatever I'm on whenever I'm the center of attention, which is to say...introversion. D:

I also like the "He's my sooonnnnnn" as she barely even makes eye contact with poor Jace. Actually I don't like it. At all. : / That poor child. He looks at Jenelle like she's his petulant big sister every time they're onscreen together.

Ha! The first thing that popped into my head was "DTMFA" as well.

It's my doctor's job to tell me if any of my tests come back and don't look good. My PCP now (thank heavens for her, because she's fucking fantastic) has not once mentioned the word "weight", even though I have a health issue (PCOS). She does tell me what I can do to improve various numbers, like giving me an exercise…

Nnngh yes. I mean granted he's very attractive on a physical level, but on the show he always strikes me as very kind and compassionate too, and he cares about renters and landlords both getting what they want. Also, his level of competence/knowledge is damn sexy all on its own.

Those boys don't have shit on Scott McGillivray.

I just spent the last forty minutes giggling nonstop. Hope you're happy. I'm slightly dizzy now.

I've got a friend who's a schoolteacher and has two children. Her husband is in the construction industry and so obviously they've been having financial worries for several years now. They got to keep their house because of some of the affordable housing programs that Obama pushed through.

Oh GOD, so that's why she sounded familiar. The voice similarities are uncanny. So funny.

My favorite is the post where she threatens to remove anyone who doesn't share something she posted within the next few days. Ummm.

Last night was like the first time I was happy to be a Washingtonian. I stopped being homesick for Oregon for a brief moment and got really, really happy about living in a state where gay marriage and marijuana are legal.

That seems to happen a lot with these sorts of things. No worries. :)

You're a saint!

I have several much-younger siblings, and while I didn't enjoy hearing them cry and it made me sad (and also the smothering thing, ha!), those mom hormones are mighty powerful. I also tear up at fucking EVERYTHING now. So much about my own mother's behavior now makes perfect sense...

Yes, the pain in the chest and I also sort of feel like I can't breathe. Mine is eight months now too, and we've entered a new chapter of him pulling up on stuff, falling down, and howling miserably, which makes me think I'm officially the worst mother of all time.

AHHH. The car is the worst. My son always seems to start it up like ten minutes before we'll arrive home. There was also the time I forgot to bring formula when he was two months old, and he didn't get hungry 'til the car ride home. There wasn't really a suitable place to stop so I just listened to twenty minutes of…