I was just thinking how stunning she looks with the reddish hair and the kelly green dress. Yum.

Not everyone likes big, muscled men. I tend to prefer small men, and I've dated lots of guys who are smaller/shorter than me. I can't speak to his scenes since I'm not into porn, though.

Dorothies unite. God I fucking love Golden Girls. Sitting down and watching that show on a weekly basis with my mom started molding me into a feminist, even when I was a wee thing. A bunch of older gals doing it for themselves? Hell yeah.

You can do it! I sympathize, trust me. My son is 7 months old and already I'm dreading the talk...can't imagine how I'll feel when the time comes. Good luck. I don't think it has to be long to be effective.

So you've never had and never will have a discussion with your daughter about sex?

I was more being rhetorical than anything. I know that you weren't saying "what about the men though?!" That's interesting, actually. It doesn't surprise me.

Nah, that's a legacy admission, silly.

I can't stand those people. I get that, totally. I have a friend who posts ONLY about her children, including detailed potty habits. Even as a mother I just want to shake her and say, "WHY?" It's really irritating. I can see where you're coming from now.

whoops, wrong place.

I get what you're saying, and I agree with you, but "because you're not wiping sticky zwieback crumbs off of every surface and wiping poopy bottoms that aren't your own." is a fucking obnoxious sentiment.

If it's like most churches, it's ten percent, yes.

Ugh, THANK YOU. I am so sick of seeing this "he stole it from Cobain!" thing floating around. These people need to go briefly check out a pregnancy message board - half the fucking fetus nicknames will be some variation of "bean". It's incredibly common. Ryan is a dumbshit, but let's not assign weird fictional blame…

"That's not standard procedure because regular pregnancy tests are so accurate..."

Meh. Just a misunderstanding I think. :) And I have seen some icky British stereotypes around the internet, so I can understand why you'd be a bit cautious.

That modern family kid has always been so freakin' adorable. I didn't know he was a little tiny genius, too! I'm impressed. He seems like a sweet kid.

I've never heard of anyone thinking England was in the Dark Ages (quite the contrary on Jez, from what I've seen, though obviously you've had different experiences and I respect that). I think this is in the vein of, you know, Edwardian/Victorian gentlemen adjoining to the library for cigars and brandy after a dinner…

But how many male (authors/actors/insert profession of your choice here) get asked that in a NYT interview?

Barf.

Okay...I seriously cannot fathom that facial expression he makes.

Just admit that you're really into your BFF Erin. Stop picking fights with her every time you snuggle each other on choir trips and you feel really funny in your pants and your heart as a result. When she kisses you and offers to go further, don't turn it down, dammit.