The BBC is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson.

Ha! Mr. Water and I love grocery store dates. I am much calmer when he is there, and he tends to talk me out of buying too much. I don't usually go for frivolous stuff, but I do have a bad tendency to try to stock up for two months at a time, which is ridiculous on several levels.

Yeah. Considering they left evidence all over the place and didn't bother trying to hide their tracks, Mr. Water and I figure it was an amateur effort. I hope they enjoy their piece of old lady glass art.

Yeah. Considering they left evidence all over the place and didn't bother trying to hide their tracks, Mr. Water and I figure it was an amateur effort. I hope they enjoy their piece of old lady glass art.

This Christmas season has been ABYSMAL for a number of little, annoying reasons piling up...but last night someone tried to break into our house. They got into our car, took the garage door opener, opened the garage, and I believe they tried to get into our house, but we always deadbolt that door and lock the knob.…

This Christmas season has been ABYSMAL for a number of little, annoying reasons piling up...but last night someone tried to break into our house. They got into our car, took the garage door opener, opened the garage, and I believe they tried to get into our house, but we always deadbolt that door and lock the knob.…

The new Sherlock Holmes is a bit action-y but not overly so, and I found it really, really fun and funny.

The new Sherlock Holmes is a bit action-y but not overly so, and I found it really, really fun and funny.

Oh of course. And that's why it made me laugh so hard. ;)

I read this while getting my hair done earlier and I had to disguise the fact that an eggnog latte had just gone up my nose and landed on my shirt. I hope you're happy.

I didn't bother what that book after hearing that it was a total scarefest. And EVERYONE seems to recommend it to newly pregnant ladies.

I don't know. A dog would be a pretty chill dad, I think, although a bit lacking in the verbal communication department.

I think Cherpumple must be one of the most aesthetically displeasing words in the entire world. If I was ignorant of the Cherpumple (if only!), I would think it was an alternative name for a wet fart. So that's just adding offense to the whole Cherpumpocalypse.

Get out of my head.

Oh thank fuck. I've been waiting for you to get it for ages!

That is such a good story, if only because impotent rage and expressions thereof bring out a sort of schadenfreude in me.

I'd like to reply to speculations of Adele having possibly lost weight during throat surgery with a resounding "no doy".

I think it's pretty fascinating! That kind of science is really important right now.

You can't get cash back with food stamp only cards. You are conflating those with TANF cards.

I think most people would just decide that that was all the money they were gifting that person. But wait...people on food stamps have a monthly spending limit too!