Hazel was also the main character in The Fault in our Stars, which was kind of a big deal.

My grandmother’s name is Hazel. Ya’ll waaay late.

the moment Bocelli saw Katharine McPhee of all people, she told Foster she was “the one” for him.

Cate!

This. Older people are not suddenly becoming stoners. Stoners are suddenly becoming older people (I use the word “suddenly” because I swear I didn’t need progressive lenses yesterday, and these gray hairs clearly spontaneously sprouted overnight).

Good lard, I have been blazing the weed since my early teen years and I am way old. Most of my (old people) friends smoke weed to varying degrees. This is nothing new. Way more younger mom & dad types do the edibles because of the not smelling up an area by smoking advantage.

Speaking as someone in that age group, who lives where you can (semi-legally at least) get home delivery, there is hell of a lot more blazing up going on than you kids realize.

I find the lack of specific questions and specific answers about what she would do for the people who live outside NYC very troubling. It’s not just the lack of experience. It’s the fact that along with that her knowledge of what the rest of the state needs is a big issue. Buzzfeed asked her what she thinks she needed…

Cuomo is terrible, but I’m going to be so relieved when this stupid race is over so I can stop hearing about it 24/7.

Who cares?

Katherine McPhee is a pretty singer with a voice designed for syrupy power ballads who is not distinctive enough to really make anything happen on her own.

Maybe I’m thinking of someone else, but isn’t Boccelli blind?

I will never get over the fact that he committed a literal fucking HATE CRIME and it had zero impact on his career.

Also, 7:30 seems like a really fucking odd time for someone to go to bed when they have kids old enough to stay up way later than that. (Unless you have a job that requires you to get up hours before dawn, obviously) I mean I know he likely has a nanny and a wife to take care of the kids in the evening, but it’s…

I’m guessing this is a schedule that is only feasible for a couple weeks. If he's filming or promoting a project, there's no way this will work. 

I love the scene in Belle when the other household’s servant teaches her how to brush her hair!

I love Kiera Knightly but “clomping everywhere and leading with her jaw” was a hilarious depiction of her. 

The only “period drama” I have ever enjoyed was Marie Antoinette by Sofia Coppola. More of that please.

What Football Needs To Be Entertaining To Me, A Non-Football Watcher
An Erotic Friend Fiction Novel by Tina Belcher

I tend to not like them because they are like the worst parts of jr. high. They are about clothes, and not letting everyone know how poor you are, and manipulating the people around you so you seem popular, and being hurt because the boy that you can’t express yourself to loves someone else. And in general, I don’t…