(Heheh, I had the same kneejerk reaction. ^^ There is no excuse for shitty New York bagels! Here in California we have all the excuses in the world for their shitty fluffy attempts at rolls-with-holes, but c’mon, you’re there in the epicenter....)

The bagel was rock hard? How can you call yourselves journalists if you can’t find a place that makes a good, fresh bagel in New York City? There’s a good spot on Ave. A, around 10th or 11th, west side of the street. Your welcome.

This whole thing has been really middle school. The comments from Nicki Minaj in this article and from Cardi B in the previous really do read like angsty vaguebooking.

On Saturday, I went to see Neko Case. There were a larger number of Children than one normally sees at a bar show. One of these was a girl of about eleven or twelve. Case’s opening act was Thao Nguyen (Thao of The Get Down Stay Down). She is a very awesome rocker who spits, snarls and howls while accompanying…

Snow peas. And soup.

This video made me feel old not only because of the absolute ignorance of all of the couples, but the very awkward exchange complete with upspeak and unease all around. It makes me very glad I’m not in charge of hiring 20-somethings for jobs.

Holy fuck- that’s...worse than I thought.

I liked him when he was with Francie. Before she was replaced by Fake Francie, of course, but after she dumped her terrible fiancee.

His point: One of the hosts doesn’t “remember” any of these couples. She doesn’t know who they are.

See, you’d think I’d see that as a negative but I actually think that it’s really decent of them to periodically write pieces that really make me question just what the fuck I’m doing with my life. 

Hell man, I think most of the writers for GMG anymore would consider you old for being able to make the mid to late 90s reference in your name. 

“What is Christina Applegate famous for?”

We need video footage of future eating challenges.

I’m not really a breakfast person in general 

I always enjoy these “I ate like ____ for a day” and they’re always amazed by the amount of food, and it seems like they totally gloss over the actual reason why they have to eat that much throughout the day: they train like absolute animals. 

“I wonder what Katharine McPhee and David Foster talk about”

I had the pleasure of working with Emily for a few months. She is fantastic and has certainly used her platform to bring relevant issues forth. I was impressed with her then, even more so now. Get it, Em!

Why do you pretend not to know her name? YOu know half the cast’s marriage history and the fact that Bethanny has a line called Skinny (Girl.). Come on. Don’t be too cool for school. 

I’m so happy Anne is writing about this so I never have a reason to go to that site. Fools over there asking if people can now get over the Serena hype.

Many people are saying that Osaka would have beaten Williams in the 3rd set. That’s not the point.