It was weirdly comforting to read a letter like that where the guy was actually perfectly fine and respectful, he was just going through some stuff he didn’t fully understand. No neckbearded incels in here.

Part of the problem is that you’re treating her affection like it’s a measure of your value as a person.

And it was such a drag. Sucked any ounce of fun right out of the original concept.

“I realize now just how physically demanding the gig is”

How did Jezebel’s resident goth Anna Merlan handle being passed over for this assignment?

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Channing Tatum is the better actor, but he also probably has had more coaching than she has. I think Jenna Dewan is a better dancer and also more attractive. 

Bloggers Tom & Lorenzo christened Channing “Charming Potato” and it’s all I see when I look at him. I don’t get the appeal, other than his dance skills.

Oh please. They could have chosen not to turn their whirlwind romance into the circus that it became. That was their choice - or they went along with whatever their PR people told them to do. Shit, even Taylor Swift has managed to keep her latest relationship *relatively* private.

That was a gracious reply to being corrected— the kind of reply that I hope will remain fresh in my mind as needed in the future (since I tend to “know” lots of things I don’t know about personally, you know?!)

So I guess this means that Pete’s going back to invisible on SNL. He’s been getting waaay more screen time this season, and she was clearly why. (And remember she was supposed to be the season opener musical guest then backed out)

I didn’t. I figured they’d get married, then divorced 6 months (or less) later. I actually think it’s pretty mature of them to recognize that maybe they need to put the brakes on this now rather than later.

Second best bridesmaid (because Charlotte will always win): the daughter of Robbie Williams. She rocks.

Me too! EXCELLENT at tipping over like a department store mannequin.

Yes! Does it matter? No and yet they ask.

My take is that Jez is stupid.

Maybe she was smuggling samosas, Miss Kimball. Those weddings look dreary as fuck. Maybe she had an entire samosa pie in there. Who are we to judge?

Let’s also remember that Lorne didn’t want to do anything mean about Harvey Weinstein, either.

That bartender looks just like Richie Ramone!
Yeah... Looks like...

That Jimmy Fallon continues to get shit upon for mussing Trump’s hair but Lorne gets a pass is beyond me.