Oh, come on. Saying that Woody Allen is not a good filmmaker is a bit like saying that Leni Riefenstahl was not a good filmmaker. She may have been evil or worked for evil people, but she was excellent at what she did.

They did seem like an odd match at the time—especially as she was just transitioning out of her pop princess phase with her covers album. But what truly unnerved me was that he dated Parker Posey just prior. (And basically, in my view, no one is good enough for her.)

Just last week I learned that Bryan Adams set up a charitable foundation that is supporting environmental conservation in the Caribbean (where I live) as well as other great humanitarian work all over the world. He even takes the time to personally visit the projects that the Foundation funds. Because of this I have…

They are both dark haired white women. That’s all the resemblance I’m seeing.

Not going to lie, I loved Barbie as a kid (I’m also white so it was also an uncomplicated relationship, although I would’ve loved a red-haired Barbie). I was a lonely kid, then I was a poor kid, and through Barbie I could live my dream life. I would pretend that my Barbies were this super solid girl crew who did everyt…

I genuinely love Barbie—I think she’s a ridiculous fashion plate and a fascinating reflection of what’s both “cool” and as noncontroversial as possible in a given time period. (I’m also white, so I grew up with an uncomplicated relationship with Barbie—this might help.) Barbie is at her most unintentionally hilarious…

But I’m pretty sick of celebrities trying to talk about these complex issues, as if the world is just waiting to hear what they say.

Does every celebrity interview have to ask about metoo?

Please take down this article.

Do trends in celebrity spirituality tend to trickle down to the masses, or do the practices of the everyman/woman trickle up?

I think Jasmine is either trying too hard or not hard enough, although the bar is barely above the ground these days. I doubt she’s even aware that the usage or spelling of those two is incorrect, although “Las Angeles” does have a certain ring to it.

And what about Rob Lowe, who said the ensuing scandal from an incident in which he recorded sex with what turned out to be a 16-year-old girl “the best thing that ever happened to me”?

Danielle Bregoli, née Bhad Bhabie,

“Brad is doing great. He is casually dating, but doesn’t seem to be in a serious relationship.”

HOW DO I KEEP MY WIFE SEPARATE FROM THE SIDE CHICKS WITHOUT TEXTING 

I haven’t dated in a while, but wouldn’t you just transfer the drama, uncertainty, etc. onto the phone calls? I feel like that’s how it used to be. Why isn’t Johnny or Jane calling me?

Cardi insulted someone’s dead child

Keira Knightley’s essay is simply shaming another woman. There’s nothing good about it (and it’s not well written). First, Knightley’s experience isn’t every woman’s experience and it’s wrong for her to speak for everyone. Second, if she’s so insistent that the public see the real face of a woman post-giving birth,…

last year i was walking my dogs downtown and i was looking down and talking to the one for a second and i bumped into a dude and i looked up and said OMG you look just like riz ahmed! and he said ...cause i am? [both parties smile, end of interaction]

I feel like I’ve been in love with this pouty temptress all my life as she became my crush in the early 80s. I’m sure that she has seen, heard, and been close to a lot of dirt in the business and still learned to survive.