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Ranchers have reasons to protect their property. This woman was a veterinarian someone who is supposed to save animals, and kill them only if the animal is suffering. Instead she decided to make killing a cat her own personal sport. She didn’t do it to save her practice. She did it for fun. The attitude could well…

The hate some people ave for feral cats is incredible. I mean yes, they are a nuisance, but the only reason there are so many of them is our inability to spay/neuter our pets, so its our own damn fault.

The answer to that is; “No, I think it’s time for a great president who puts people’s needs over party and the needs of the country over corporations. I believe I am that president we need. When you reduce the job of being president to just gender, you’re demeaning both the presidency and women. Maybe you should work…

“Historically men worked and women stayed home”

How can she seriously complain about there being no christian events and in the NEXT SENTENCE say “separation of church and state”?

These people who complained about this being a violation of church and state complain about Christmas pageants at schools too, right?

Yeah, the separation of headscarves and state is right there in the Constitution. Do you guys think the school board spokeswoman is equally adamant about the separation of church and state when it comes to kids singing Christmas carols in school?

Here’s the breakdown : Hijab bad when forced upon women. Hijab = expression of faith/culture when worn by choice.

Even if you can't paint, change up the lighting. You would not believe the psychological difference between your ceiling's shitty fluorescent harsh white bulb and a warmer-toned lamp or two. I'm also a big fan of stringing a chain of white christmas lights around the room where the ceiling meets the walls for ambient,…

“Limelight”: I see what you did there.

Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the most ridiculous, painfully out-of-touch celebrities I’ve ever goddamn seen. This campaign is surely going to devolve into eye-rolly sanctimoniousness.

The GOP has painted welfare recipients as grifters who are living high on the hog eating steak and lobster. I applaud any celebrity who uses their status to tear down the outrageous lies that party propagates.

I hate this type of argument. Celebrities are rich so what do they really know about poverty - they get to go to Europe!

Ride all the animals sidesaddle!

Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

This, THIS is what a normal, sane person is talking about when they're saying that a business can and sometimes should refuse someone service. The utterly insane assholes who start off treating the staff like slaves and go downhill from there. The POS who threatens their way into free stuff because they know a…

“Jeb Bush (pronounced “Heb Boosh”)“

I am an uncle to four and a grand-uncle to four more. It is our sworn duty to make funny faces at babies and, when the kids get older, trot out embarrassing anecdotes to horrify their dates/prospective spouses. With great age comes great responsibility, as Prince Harry is only too well aware.