my religious freedom is being attacked because there are other religions

Oh for fuck’s sake.

This guy can’t afford steaks on his pay? Maybe he should educate himself and get a better job. Boot straps!

You hear that, Poors? No seafood or steak for you! Who cares if those are foods that are extremely nutritious and give you the most bang for your nutritional buck? If you want to eat fish, stop being so poor already.

It blows my mind that a grown adult is so fucking selfish. “If I can’t have it, no one can!” Cry more.

Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

If abstinence-only education made teenagers have less sex and therefore get pregnant less and get fewer STIs, I would still be opposed to it on moral grounds (like, it's wrong to impose your morality on people in public schools, and it's wrong to make teenagers who are having sex feel bad about it.) But it doesn't…

Voting for Shang

I will put $20 on the live Mulan remake not actually starring a Chinese person.

Whatever. Who needs New Hampshire when you've got John Oliver?

I am kind of embarrassed that I get that reference.

Hey, Tobias! How are the other Animorphs?

Correct me if I'm wrong, though, that this would violate health & safety laws (exposing food service to vomit) if not labor laws in most jurisdictions, right?

This is such an American sentiment. At Asian weddings people show up with red envelopes filled with cold, hard CASH.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Why gifts? Give cash. Cash for the honeymoon, cash to shore up how fucking expensive this party is, cash for sex toys, cash to buy a house, cash cash cash cash. Why would you give someone a fucking thing for their wedding when cash is both chic (fits in a cute card, looks good with your dress), and useful.

Now that Karlie is going to uni, Taylor needs a sidepiece to keep the bed warm until she gets back.

Don't get me started on the fucking roller derby injury Instagram pics...so many shades of #ugh and #isurehopeyouhavegoodmedicalinsurance.

Currently on my first day of bleeding and it's 4:18 A.M, I've just smashed through a 2000 word essay on a Friday night. No period or amount of pain is going to stop me from accomplishing my tasks.

This makes me like, stupid happy. Periods are not gross, or repulsive. I wouldn't call them particularly beautiful either, but come on, it's just blood. And this isn't even an incredibly bloody picture, this is pretty tasteful.