Why is eating alone with someone suddenly considered romantic activity? I hang out with friends of both gender all the time and when we get food, it is definitely not romantic. Hell, my male work lunch buddy has a serious girlfriend but that does not stop us from going out for lunch all the time. Normally the lunches…

SO, you want to send people to Mars but don’t want to let them have the resources that would let them figure out how to get there. Mmm hmm seems legit

Not that Christians are actually being prosecuted in America, but if they are maybe it’s because here Christians are the only group of people who are constantly bothering me about the way I live my life. I have never once encountered a Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu person who asked me to change my beliefs or my life…

This is exactly like being in an abusive relationship with someone. He talks shit about you, he’s trying to isolate you, gaslights you, he screams at you...and then, he acts nice. Says something in a normal tone. And you think maybe he’s changed, maybe things are getting better. He’s the man he promised you he’d be,…

I voted for her and have zero regrets. I also like her office staff a lot — they’re always nice when I call, and I feel like the type of people one hires to work for them reflects strongly on said person.

Did he at least pronounce is correctly, as white people are supposed to? Ka-ra-TAY! Master it toDAY! -__-

Contraception to avoid pregnancy is all well and good but seriously let’s not forget all the nasty STDs out there you can contract. Make the dude wear a condom whether you’re on the pill or not. Maybe it feels better doing it bareback but you know what doesn’t feel good? Gonorrhea.

Yessssssss my closet is full of “work appropriate dresses” because I’m too lazy to put outfits together. And people at work are always wondering why I have to be so fancy when honestly, I just can’t be bothered and if could get away with wearing t-shirt dresses to work I would.

A new store just opened up in my city...a store that carries organic coconut mattresses. Like...what even.

Poodle. Wait, is that not the game we’re playing?

A reverse French braid is just a Dutch braid!

There’s another version of that that reads “your son is your son until he takes a wife, but your daughter is your daughter for life.” Which I take to mean that daughters are the best and most awesome and you can depend on them, and sons are useless because once they get married they drop out of your life so don’t have…

I totally believe in this form of weaning. It’s how my sister and I were introduced to “adult food” and we were a lot less picky as kids than our cousins, who continued to eat baby food and would refuse to eat anything that wasn’t bland and mushy well into their teens. (One cousin used to freak out if shrimp was…

Avatar: The Last Airbender though. (series, not that weird crap movie)

I text in full sentences, but it really depends on who I’m texting. I mean, it’s not like I go around texting my bosses. It’s either my friends, family or coworkers I am close to. And I feel like it’s okay to text them like I’d talk to them, much more casually, with slang, etc. If I’m texting/emailing someone…

I did the same thing! I think it just made them feel better to have a pretty good idea of where I was most of the time (never mind if I skipped classes, that’s just on me).

I blame TV. Like I know everyone thinks they’re gonna be Jack Bauer when the shit does down, but....no.

Yep. Some shared space is fine, but I love having my own bed and set of rooms. So much less fighting that way anyway.

I can’t recall episode, but it’s from the rebooted Hawaii 5-0, the one where Chin (played by Daniel Dae Kim) gets married.

This. I don’t really care about blotting greasy food, but if it’s dripping, I gotta make some of it go away or I’m going to end up tracking grease stains everywhere.