A character that needs to act like a stiff emotionless stand in for a real person? This is the role Stewart was born for

For years, everyone in the world has misunderstood Kristen Stewart's compressed emotional range. They thought it meant she was a limited actress; it means nothing of the kind. She is John Wayne being forced to play the Maureen O'Hara character. Give her a rail to lean against during a sunset, a military jacket, a…

The only thing her music makes me is curious about what she's mumbling, but not much.

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

The funniest part about this to me is that the fanbase assumes One Direction is important enough for adults to have known the names/heritages/religious beliefs of anyone in that group.

She didn't say Zayn did she? Didn't she just say "a member of 1D"? So they're just ASSUMING they meant Zayn. Who's the racist now?

The distinction he makes between love stories and romance is so full of horse shit that, even though I haven't contributed one dollar to the man's fortune and never read anything by him, I have just decided to make him my enemy.

Love her or hate her, I suspect Paris is incredibly smart. She figured out how to make a very lucrative career out of being famous just for the sake of fame. She captured a specific moment in pop culture, and played it like a fiddle. I don't know about now, she may be resting on her laurels or her trust find may have…

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

How in the hell is Sexy Halloween still A Thing??

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

The "brother" fraternity to my sorority in college (don't judge me, I was in one of the loser ones) would kick ladies out if they were too drunk. Actually, I was banished once because I had a few too many gin and tonics and fell asleep on a couch. I'm not a very exciting drunk.

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.

doesthedogdie.com should help you out.

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

I agree that it is far more to do with the fit and material of a shirt than whether it has short sleeves or no sleeves. Tank tops were permitted at my high school, and I think baring shoulders is something that ends up in a dress code to prevent very inappropriate clothing, not a general tank top. It is rapidly…

No but "the real world" means abiding dress codes, no matter what it is, lest you get in trouble with your boss, etc. It doesn't matter what the dress code is; what matters is following the rules, which you have to do as an adult.

I think that mass punishment like this is kind of stupid, but as an adult who goes to work at a place where sometimes it is very warm, I have to make due without baring my shoulders or wearing short shorts. I don't think there's anything wrong with expecting kids to not bare too much skin at school; I mean the whole…

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

You are garbage.