How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?

I'm single because I prefer to live alone, I prefer to spend much of my time alone, and I don't like having anybody all up in my shit all the time or dealing with somebody else's issues 24/7.

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

Everyone down in these comments equating a menstrual cycle with pooping, please wallow in your shame. I never thought I would see the day where I would have to explain to people why that is a ridiculous comparison and frankly I won't bother now. Also the insane amount of 'UGH WHY FEMINISTS DO DAT' rage over two…

Right? She is like the most passive aggressive bitch in the world! I was willing to shrug off all the kissing and telling, because basically any songwriter does that to some extent, but this is just beyond. Grow some balls, Tay, and settle your scores in person.

you would not believe how much I hate conflict.

There is nothing wrong with "y'all". It's a perfectly functional word in a language that has no "vosotros" or "ustedes".

I'm an accent chameleon. Put me in another region for a few months, and I will start to sound like I'm from there. I do it subconsciously, and start to mimic the language patterns I hear every day. My Northeastern relatives tell me I've totally lost my Northeastern accent, and it makes me kind of sad.

Except that most scented candles are the devil.

They're obviously just looking for Scott Eastwood.

Random takeaways:

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

According to an update, 911 was called and the video was taken to show the landlord.

Against another wall, there's a rack full of white nightgowns. "This is a thing me and Lena have," says Swift – meaning Lena Dunham, another recent friend. "We wear them during the day and look like pioneer women, fresh off the Oregon Trail."

Letter Writer #3: If you jump into the pool with a drowning person, they might drown you, too. The best way you can help is to stay out of the water and toss her a life line.

I think VICE actually put out the best article about this whole Fappening issue: