We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

The "brother" fraternity to my sorority in college (don't judge me, I was in one of the loser ones) would kick ladies out if they were too drunk. Actually, I was banished once because I had a few too many gin and tonics and fell asleep on a couch. I'm not a very exciting drunk.

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.

doesthedogdie.com should help you out.

Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

I agree that it is far more to do with the fit and material of a shirt than whether it has short sleeves or no sleeves. Tank tops were permitted at my high school, and I think baring shoulders is something that ends up in a dress code to prevent very inappropriate clothing, not a general tank top. It is rapidly…

No but "the real world" means abiding dress codes, no matter what it is, lest you get in trouble with your boss, etc. It doesn't matter what the dress code is; what matters is following the rules, which you have to do as an adult.

I think that mass punishment like this is kind of stupid, but as an adult who goes to work at a place where sometimes it is very warm, I have to make due without baring my shoulders or wearing short shorts. I don't think there's anything wrong with expecting kids to not bare too much skin at school; I mean the whole…

BRILLIANT. That image is pure brilliance. Every sponsor has to get the DV meme treatment. Money is the only organ where the NFL and its sponsors feel pain.

You are garbage.

How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?

I'm single because I prefer to live alone, I prefer to spend much of my time alone, and I don't like having anybody all up in my shit all the time or dealing with somebody else's issues 24/7.

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

Everyone down in these comments equating a menstrual cycle with pooping, please wallow in your shame. I never thought I would see the day where I would have to explain to people why that is a ridiculous comparison and frankly I won't bother now. Also the insane amount of 'UGH WHY FEMINISTS DO DAT' rage over two…

Right? She is like the most passive aggressive bitch in the world! I was willing to shrug off all the kissing and telling, because basically any songwriter does that to some extent, but this is just beyond. Grow some balls, Tay, and settle your scores in person.

you would not believe how much I hate conflict.

There is nothing wrong with "y'all". It's a perfectly functional word in a language that has no "vosotros" or "ustedes".

I'm an accent chameleon. Put me in another region for a few months, and I will start to sound like I'm from there. I do it subconsciously, and start to mimic the language patterns I hear every day. My Northeastern relatives tell me I've totally lost my Northeastern accent, and it makes me kind of sad.

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