This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

According to an update, 911 was called and the video was taken to show the landlord.

Against another wall, there's a rack full of white nightgowns. "This is a thing me and Lena have," says Swift – meaning Lena Dunham, another recent friend. "We wear them during the day and look like pioneer women, fresh off the Oregon Trail."

Letter Writer #3: If you jump into the pool with a drowning person, they might drown you, too. The best way you can help is to stay out of the water and toss her a life line.

I think VICE actually put out the best article about this whole Fappening issue:

Done and done. Thank's Erin!

Unrelated, anyone want to hangout tonight at the graveyard? I'm feeling... thirsty.

Wow.

Sexist dress codes and their subsequent enforcement can also be a Title IX violation.

"A lot of our customers are graduating from fast fashion and trying to wrap their heads around how to spend $200 on a dress," says Ms. Mazur. Ms. Cerulo says part of the website's marketing job is to ease shoppers into new spending categories. "We have an audience who is growing with us," she says.

May I be the first to say

If the server is worth their snuff, they have tried at least a third of the things on the menu, and have, likely, found something they enjoy. Also there are general trends of customers that are pretty noticeable. This is a pretty typical response I had for people when I worked as a server: "I personally love the…

And most menus have it printed right there anyway: Subs a dollar each or add bacon for a dollar, etc. You don't magically get the bacon for free because you heroically asked for no pickles.

Oh god what a TOOL.

I'm just so very glad that we are talking about this problem. That we are being vocal about how it's not right and that we should not have to put up with it.
I was walking home yesterday from the market and some asshole did the "You'd look prettier with a smile" thing to me and I told him he'd be prettier if he just…

I can't believe how fucked up this has gotten. Especially all the blame that's being thrown at these women for taking these photos. Get the fuck out.

I do. I refer to it as a leak, a violation of privacy and a sex crime.

i like the part where he falls over and looks like he's thinking JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE

A quote from The Mirren might help them? Or maybe not.