Ugggghhhhh I hate guys who think they need to explain icing or off sides to me. When I yell "what the fuck was that?" it does not mean I don't know what happened, it means I think it was a shitty play or the refs are blind or maybe that player is an idiot for icing the puck at such a crucial moment because our goalie…

Exactly. Nothing makes me want to learn about a sport less than being told I'm probably too dumb to understand it.

Ugh, I hate those dudes who think they need to explain everything to you. And even worse are the dudes who insist you aren't a real fan just because you can't rattle off every stat of every player ever.

So sadly, as a woman who is not in a relationship with a man and is not a parent to a boy child, I am just never going to understand football, right? Because I just won't be motivated enough to do so, right?

Big companies seem to want interns to treat internships as an investment. Because these days, you can't even get an entry level job at a large company without at least a year or two of experience, and chances are the only way to get that experience is to be an intern first. So they want you work with no pay because…

I super want to have the Power Rangers communicator beep as my text alert.

Yeah. My mom chose to give birth to me in Taiwan, mostly because my grandma was still living there, but also because she'd heard about the crappy maternity leave care in American hospitals and she said no. In Taiwan she was pretty much pampered for a month, like literally all she had to do was hold me but other ladies…

I'm not surprised in the least. Everyone knows that the good-looking Asians are light skinned and the bad-dirty Asians are dark skinned! It's such an irritating thing to be told I'd look so much prettier if I were less tan. -__-

Yeah. Every player who is a part of You Can Play should speak out against Russia.

This makes me wish I had the time to go around and protest around the protesters. I'd have my own picket sign with a nice, healthy vagina and uterus pictured, with something like "I'm not pregnant, but maybe I'd like to be and this is where I get the care to keep me healthy so when I have babies they come out…

I hate it too! Perhaps it does make me an old prude, but there are sexier ways to stick your tongue out and Miley hasn't done it. She's always squinting and baring her teeth while shoving her tongue out, like that's the face I make when something tastes disgusting, not sexy.

My usual response to that (after the LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOUR RELATIONSHIP MUMBO JUMBO has ended) is "great, I wasn't looking for a relationship either, but now I also don't want this friendship anymore."

I don't care enough about Kate Upton to follow her career or anything, but she is super hot and they need to stop putting her in these tiny ill-fitting bikinis. I mean, are squashed down, barely held in boobs really attractive? I would love if they put her in one of those one pieces with cut outs, or a bikini with…

I maintain that if you think you can't buy happiness, you're doing it wrong.

This so much. Those people who are like "but you're pretty, it's not possible you're a virgin" or "what? I know a guy who's down any time, want me to call him?" It's no one's business but yours how much sex you are, or aren't, having.

Same here! For the longest time I thought something was wrong with me because I wasn't having a ton of sex in college. And when I finally got around to it, it was more like "oh yay at least I can truthfully tell people I'm no longer a virgin" instead of it being something awesome with someone I actually cared about.

But if you wear empire waist dresses, the media will automatically assume you're preggers because you're trying to hide the bump OMG!

We've got Swarovski speedos, I think we can do bedazzled codpieces.

Okay I assume a Sweet Chef is a pastry chef, or pâtissière if you want to be all fancy (and most little girls do). But what the fuck is a pancake chef? As far as I know there is no chef that exclusively makes pancakes. Unless maybe they're referring to a line cook at a diner or something.

I don't have a problem with stairs, so my only thought was that I'd be pretty fit if I lived in those houses!