I got distracted trying to remember the name of that IKEA table. It’s LACK.

Jojo definitely has a type. And that type is “quadruplets.”

I used to think that Barbara was the best shark... until she invested in in this: http://cerebralsuccess.com/

lol she fell flat on her bass.

I briefly misread that as saying “POO - LIP”. I’m going to get some coffee now.

I think you really meant to say “Really Boring Konvo”... right?

Biggie Biggie Biggie, can’t you see, sometimes your hologram hypnotizes me...

You’d have to pay me $20 to take a bite of that... and I once ate a whole ice cream cone filled with KC Masterpiece barbecue sauce for $6.

Truly a modern-day fairytale.

You forgot the part where he explained that he called his one album “Suffering From Success” because he went to the doctor since his beard hair was falling out and they told him it was because he was suffering from success.

Yeah the more I look at it, the more uncomfortable I feel. Ugh.

I was more a fan of “How the West Was Fun”.

ew

He must be the Lil Sebastian of goats!

Just when I thought we were FINALLY free of the hideous scourge that is jorts, this happens :(

Worse than All About Steve? I’m shocked I even remember that movie at all, I never actually saw it...

I like to refer to the weird golf ball lip balm as “the nipple”. Teehee.

Any word on what’s happening to the Baphomet sculpture? It would really tie my apartment’s decor together... just sayin’.

“I don’t like Tubman, let’s change it to Tubgirl.”