Anna Hider
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1/26/18
2:27 PM
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When I was around kindergarten-age in the mid-90s, my parents banned two TV shows. The Simpsons (understandable) and Johnny Bravo (not understandable).

10/3/17
9:59 AM
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Bieber is looking more and more like a cult leader every day.

8/8/17
12:40 PM
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Meanwhile, my e-book on the theory that the Cincinnati Zoo MADE Fiona premature as a way t distract from the bad press from the death of Harambe will be out later this month.

7/24/17
2:01 PM
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I watched it because I KNEW that there was no way he was actually racing a shark and also I’m a masochist.

7/14/17
3:07 PM
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The scene: Me, drunk and PMSing, watching Home Alone in a bar. I actually teared up when Kevin’s mom was trying to get back to Chicago. She couldn’t get a plane ticket, and she was so sad, and I was so sad... and then John Candy offered her a ride in his van with the polka band.

6/30/17
5:02 PM
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I... am not the same person I was before I saw that.

6/30/17
3:46 PM
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I just realized that this is the first time that I’ve ever seen what a placenta actually looks like. I don’t know how to feel.

6/26/17
4:37 PM
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I met her a few weekends ago! 13/10 good Mayor. Loves pets. Nobody seems to watch her, though. When I was trying to leave, she was standing in the middle of the road, and I had to wait for her to walk out of the way so I could drive off.

6/14/17
9:09 AM
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This is very sad but I think the article is also kinda incoherent? V confused.

4/18/17
5:14 PM
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My most Syracuse University moment was getting off the bus to puke in front of the Carmelo Anthony Basketball Center because I got way too drunk at a house party.

12/30/16
3:52 PM
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My brain now cannot stop thinking in the style in which this GLORIOUS blog was WRITTEN!! [SCREAMS]

8/31/16
3:47 PM
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I can’t decide what’s more depressing, your thoughts on how the Oprah/Steadman piece came to be, or the Photoshop job on OK!’s cover.