That shiny silver turtle neck though...

Guys... Rugrats does not hold up. Like, at all.

Absolutely.

The guy from The Guest. Srsly. Total babe.

320,000 signatures? What if it had been 420,000? Such a missed opportunity.

Yes... but does Lebron have the acting chops to fill Michael Jordan’s shoes in the Space Jam sequel we all know we want?

JAWSOME!

Stay gold.

Ugh, where am I supposed to buy spells now? I simply won’t use massed produced ones from Wal-Mart.

“Fails” kinda rhymes with “chemtrails”...

Presently regretting misspelling the word “guitar” during my school spelling bee on purpose

I loved Muppet Babies, but it also scared the 5-year-old shit outta me!

I’m a 23 year old female and I’m not ashamed to admit that I would redo my whole wardrobe to own that breathtaking shirt

Weird. No one said anything when my crippling gummy worm addiction tore apart my last relationship.

Powerful cheeseburgers are the sexiest of all

No, but I would have sex with Mayor McCheese:

“Funny-smelling cigarettes” is funny, but not as funny as calling them “jazz cigarettes”

Seriously, how did the Boxcar Children, who were idiotic enough to think that it was a better idea to live alone in the woods than meet their Grandpa, solve a single crime? It’s insanity to me.