If you’ve never seen this, pretty classic old school English comedy, including Jennifer Saunders, Adrian Edmondson and Robbie Coltrane, amongst others:

OK we'll send them all to your place. Please have them clean by morning. Thanks!

Keep a supersoaker by your front door and “STAND YOUR GROUND!” Tell the judge it was you “sincerely held belief” that your soul was in jeopardy from a cult.

Read that as “recovering alcoholics”. Wasn’t wrong.

Ugh, John Key is soooooo terrible whyyyyyy did people vote for him, three bloody times in a row, when he was already so terrible the first time he got into office, whyyyyy?!

We hail Prince George!

I explained North America to my European cousins like this: we are an apartment complex, America is that giant party that wont end even though the apartment is being wrecked and seems fun but when you get inside its only fun for a certain type of people. Mexico is directly below and is doing their own thing, and…

We voted. :x

My experience is not nearly as spooky as others’

He rolled under the dumpster. It’s Nicholas’s guts, and Glenn is OK. If you try to tell me anything else, then I’m gonna be like Hurley here.

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

Sure you can, just ask the tobacco and oil companies.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

DAMMIT, PINKHAM.

NO!!!! I don’t eat meat and even if I did NO ONE could eat my mini pig family !

I knew things were going to be bad when several months before my wedding, my BPD mother started telling people “I don’t know why VerucaExtraSalt has to have some pageant just because she’s getting married” (our wedding was a smallish, informal affair with 75 attendees, held at a restaurant). When she, my sister, and…