My cat is a dumbass who destroys literally everything but I still love him. He has cute eyes. He depends on me to take care of his fuzzy butt. I mean, I could get rid of him, it would save me a ton of money that I don’t really have to waste, but he’s my cat. There’s an obligation.
The tepid response to her awesome speech speaks volumes. Hollywood’s limousine liberals don’t like to be confronted with the truth.
I think he had an intent.
Welcome them? They’re already here and have a supreme ruler
Dear Bristol Palin:
It’s a Michael Palin minus the brain, wit, charm and penis.
Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…
“You should feel good about yourself! But not too good. Feel a little bad about yourself, too, or the boys won’t like you and the girls will think you’re a bitch.”
woman does thing, is happy. society burns.
I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…
I didn’t fart in front of my ex-boyfriend until a few months into the relationship. He had spent the night and I had to get up really early to get to work. He was still in bed, and I was walking around the apartment getting ready. I was standing in the bathroom, with the door half open, and farted because I thought he…
As a lady, my very pungent farts (I eat a lot of Indian, Ethiopian, and Korean food, as well as cheese) were used to get rid of bad dates.
My favorite thing( I do not do this to my husband) is to fart in my sisters car and put the air on recirculate.
In the right company farts really are hilarious. I was once at a party and someone let a sneaky one go. Then someone else got a bit bold and let an audible one go. Suddenly 8 or nine people farted. It was like when someone yawns and everyone else yawns. We laughed until we cried that night. And kept farting.
Another relevant one:
One of my favorite bits from Man Stroke Woman:
When my wife and I first started living together as a (not yet married) couple, I noticed on a lazy rainy Saturday that she kept getting up from the couch we were sharing to go to the bathroom. It took about five trips before I realized she was going in there to fart. Then I said the words that have haunted me ever…
Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.