Have you ever smelled a cat fart? They’re rare, but worse.

If you want really stinky farts, get a dog. My parent’s cocker spaniel lets out silent weapons of mass destruction that cold kill a forest.

I know it’s not quite as good as “Far Beyond the Stars,” (which is one fo the best in Trek history) but “Our Man Bashir” is just a super fun episode to watch.

Oh. I was like, Eye of the Tiger! Dio! Iron Maiden!

I have a better suggestion— instead of pretending to be civilized when you’re in public places,which is bound to make you nervous as fuck, actually be civilized and practice good table manners every day, or at least regularly, so that you don’t have to fake it.

I kinda love it when my own personal biases (Hondas are excellent vehicles that require very little maintenance) are borne out by facts.

Health problems....caused by constantly eating at Domino's?

Now this child is going to grow up and never come out of her room because they let her stay in as long as she likes. Terrible parenting.

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

This is why I actually like Leo. I truly don’t give a shit about his sex life as long as everyone is consenting. I have met way too many monogamous “nice guys” who are actually not decent human beings to judge someone solely on their sex life.

I guess they’ll have to ban me as well. I’ve been e-ranting about this for over a decade. I had this great prof back in the day (Birute Galdikas). She’s like the Jane Goodall of orangutans. There is some bad shit going on over there and I’ll trust her judgment considering she devotes her life to rehabilitating the…

I think I’m doing ok! But thanks!

In all fairness Hasselhoff is also a big deal in Europe.

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I grew up drinking milk at every meal, but it’s now very apparent to me that locking up another species, hooking tubes up to their nipples, and stealing their offsprings’ milk is a bad choice (milk WAS a bad choice). The milk requires dairies to rape cows and steal their offspring (VEAL) and then steal their milk as…

Am I terrible? I plan on watching the Sam Gets Eaten scene again because the first watch just filled me with glee. I’m not a kid hater in real life, but that Sam kid was (!) the worst.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.