“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

I sent them this:

FUCK YOU NEO-LIBERAL SWEATER-VEST LOVERS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SWEATER SLEEVES.

controversial statement:

Oh but that’s not the best part! They are vegans, yet eating ice cream and cheesecake! Wish I could virtually smack them upside the head.

Kitty will get his revenge. They always do...

I did this recently with some old acquaintances who were talking about the Patrick Kane rape case. I was like, “Uh, if I single, near a hockey star like him, and the moment presented itself, I would have gone home with him. I wouldn’t have expected to get raped”. Someone I don’t really know that well, said, “But…

Well, what we’re seeing right now, we’re seeing Bible-believing Christians being persecuted for living according to their faith

Twice today I’ve had reason to use this:

Save Yourself Survival and Tactical Gear

I just shared this on my facebook last night. My grown son’s comment was fucking hilarious mostly because moms aren’t supposed to have sex or something. I told him he really need to get over how squeamish he is about his mom being a real human being.

I choked with laughter on my grilled cheese sandwich reading your comment.

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

I offered to make my husband a sandwich on the weekend, and he turned me down. What does that mean? Is he getting his sandwiches elsewhere? Is there an Ashley Madison for sandwiches?

The Others.

Not exactly a horror movie, but the trailer for the “feminist Western” The Keeping Room came out this week. It stars masturbation aficionado Hailee Steinfeld and Brit Marling and it certainly looks like it could be very good.