Do you even history, bro?

“Do you consent? I need to hear you verbally say yes.”

I think that’s going to be a game-changer technology, but I also want to point out that we already have lots of cheap, sustainable meat alternatives- beans, pulses, psuedo-cereals and the like. We’ve just developed this terrible habit of expecting meat at every meal and wanting bacon on everything.

You’re evil and bad an nobody likes you.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

My kids had them until three and it didn’t stop them from talking my ear off. They’re outside right now and the yammering is nonstop. Prediction: Harper will live. But if the Beckhams are looking for an effective removal method one day...

True story:

But what if it’s a log and it’s fun for a girl AND a boy?

I wont have my son catching the gay from a pink cardboard box i tell you what

Cannot process nuance!

I’ve always liked the name ‘Bob’ for that, because it fits any gender.

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

Frankies Goes to Hollywood was the soundtrack to my youth, well that and Madness and The Stranglers.

No, she didn’t. The analogy isn’t slaughter = slavery (although many people do believe that). The analogy is slavery to “humane” slavery as slaughter is to “humane” slaughter. Think about it.

Can you lead me through the logic of why that’s fucked up? I’m interested in the argument, it’s not immediately apparent to me. Can you tell me why the treatment of animals in factory farming is more excusable than human slavery, beyond simply stating “because they’re human?”

Not much difference to the deer...

Oh man, the comments are going to be terrible on this.