“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

I, too, am ridiculous ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . In my local Topshop, (which doesn’t stock size 4 jeans so I have to buy mine online - from somewhere where they won’t fall apart, preferably) no-one even looks at the mannequins, judging by the number of people I see clonking their heads on the creepy hands as they stare at their…

Remember to tell your daughter that she’s NOT A REAL WOMAN, and that it is physically impossible to look like she does. Also, that her UNREALISTIC BODY SHAPE is literally making little girls sick.

Now I want Trump to make it to debate season, just so he can explain his viewpoint on freedom of the press in light of this atrocious statement.

Yeaaaaaahhhh but women get rejected daily too, and we just tell ourselves we’re not good enough and move along. We don’t shoot a bunch of strangers.

The star problem is solved by clicking to the side but I don’t know the trick for other issues.

It needs to be tied to a stake and burned

All I hear is an angry man yelling a whole lot because the buffet line has brussel sprouts and he HATE brussel sprouts and how dare they offer brussel sprouts when he hates them so much that he doesn’t want his adult daughters to go anywhere near those brussel sprouts.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

I don’t think ANYONE should feel comfortable with the idea of this engine of destruction (oh, sorry, “War Machine”) getting out of jail in 2-5. Not Christy Mack, not the prosecutors, not the American public, not anyone.

Perhaps we should send Helena to talk to the voters about the appropriate choice...

I just need to rant for a second about my boss. This guy took over bi-weekly inventory from his manager son almost a year ago. He has refused to let anyone else do inventory because they might screw it up. He screws it up CONSTANTLY. Literally every week we run out of things now. We have a supply truck come twice a…

$500 for my old sneakers? Hell, at that price, he could shit in them and email me the pictures for all I care.

Oh God that would be amazing. And the MRA reaction to it would be even better.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”

OMG YES! I was at my sister in law’s recently and we were looking through a bridal magazine with her daughters. One of the photographs included 2 brides getting married. One of her kids (age 4) asked why there were 2 brides in that picture. My SiL responded “well you know how ‘so-and-so in your class has 2 mommies?’…

Someone did even better:

Who are these women who side with men on every.single.damn.thing? Who are these women who refuse to believe that gender wage gap is real? Who are these women that think they “don’t need feminism” because women in other countries have it worse (so we should just stop trying, I guess)? I simply don’t understand this…