Will no one speak for the MID RISE? Rise up Mid Risers, let me hear your voices!

Some of us can walk (though preferably in flats) and chew gum at the same time. This isn’t a zero sum game.

When I was 19 and working admin in a law firm, the HR manager told me she didn’t think girls should be “allowed” to wear trousers to the office. She felt it made them look “slovenly”. The next day I turned up in a three piece grey pinstripe trousersuit. And a cravat. Because: contrarian.

I’m pretty sure Isabella Rosselini can do whatever she wants, mainly because if someone tries to stop her she might show up dressed like a whale penis or something.

(This would also be an acceptable look)

Well, to be honest, no one should wear those Manolo Blahnik flats. Fug with a capital F.

Problem solved

I agree. Wigs, too.

What about drywall stilts? These seem stylish. Look- they even come in pink!

But must they be worn on the feet? Wear them around your neck, like the burden they are.

Ruth Bader Ginspurr (my new baby bundle of adorable sass) also believes that gay marriage is a Constitutional right and respectfully requests that the Supreme Court get its shit together and issue a ruling...

Oh, Heb. Jesus never said “thou shalt not provide the pizza at a wedding of two mans.” He was too busy knocking down the money-lenders, feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and protecting prostitutes.

Remember the case for The Case of Mammy/Daddy Marriage*:

Based on the polls, the referendum will definitely pass, as long as everyone who says they’ll vote yes does so. (After last week’s British election stunner, this is hardly a sure thing.)

I would ask Bryan Cranston about Malcolm in the Middle, but that’s just me.

Okay, this will mark me as SO OLD, but I totally thought that was Bobby Sherman.

My comment on the original moms post never got approved =( So I’m reposting so everyone can see just how amazing my mom is. #mombrag

But if women participate on the panels, who will make all the delicious sandwiches?