I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Instead of releasing her medical records she should just present them with the IUD they removed, preferably still covered in blood and bits of her uterine wall.

Ewww dead guy hand for 5 hours.

Unfortunately, I don't think kitty would die 5 hours later. She'd probably start eating you while you were still warm. I'm a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, I know. But I mean, if kitty dies and you follow suit.. True love, that.

Really? He speaks so highly of you.

Considering that her sister is a trans-woman and she has been very active in the LGBT community, I really don't think her intention was to exclude anyone from the label of "women". If I say "all women", I certainly am thinking of more than just white ones. To me, she was saying all communities- including women- need…

Yeah I don't even care that the van is pink. I like pink. But their excuse that they wanted it to be eye catching (yeah, obviously) is pretty weak - you know what else is eye catching? Yellow. Orange. Green. COLORS IN GENERAL. I'd be far, far more offended by the "kitchen table" comment if I were British. Go away and…

"Spider tongue, spider tongue... Makes up for not being well hung..."

Spider relationships sure are hard work.

Some men do sound a little extreme when they talk about how they feel about having been circumcised, but I don't think male childhood circumcision is an issue to make light of: the effects may not be as brutal and damaging as those of the worst forms of female circumcision (although there continue to be cases of…

I took a quick look at the medical literature and was surprised to find that there's no common surgical practice recommended for foreskin restoration. Considering we can do organ and tissue transplants and full-blown sex reassignment surgery, this seems like a pretty easy surgical procedure to develop.

Stuff you need to know about menopause (but remember, every single woman is different, and your results will vary):

I've spent my entire adult life being freezing at night. The last 15 years have been spent needing to put my icicles feet on my husband's thighs to keep warm, even in summer.

My wife was "diagnosed" with a gluten allergy/sensitivity years ago basically through elimination dieting (yeah not 100% reliable), but it's been 100% effective. She would have (it wasn't IBS) significant GI distress when consuming gluten and that's completely gone now. So yeah, non-celiac gluten "allergies" are a…

I have a sensitivity to wheat. I've had it my whole life. If I eat too much wheat, my arms break out in red bumps. Two of my sisters are affected the same way. I don't know if it's the wheat or the gluten in the wheat that causes the problem, but when I eat gluten-free foods (that never have wheat in them!) I am fine.

It's is much ado about nothing, which is his whole point. This writer is trying to make him look petulant and awful, but really he's being quite reasonable (and snarky, but who doesn't love a bit of deserved snark?).

I stopped drinking milk and cut back majorly on most dairy about three years ago and it's been the fucking best. I mean I will put a slice of cheese on a sandwich once in a while or chow down on pizza every so often, but for the most part, no milk, butter, sour cream, yogurt, etc. I mainly drink almond and rice milk.…

I keep coming back to the naked bike riders, imagining them with a mixture of awe and horror. I mean, do they numb themselves before they ride naked? Do they shave themselves? If they don't shave themselves, how do they deal with the potential for pulled pubes as they shift in the seat? And what about sweat? Can't…