Day 1: Meh.
Day 2 : MOTHER OF GOD
Day 3: Winding down already?
Day 4: Surprise, motherfucker!
Day 5, 6, etc: Yes, this is still kind of happening, deal with it.

Regarding periods, this is fantastic, and everyone should watch it:

god i heard the clip and i wanted to punch his face off his face and then take his skin face and tan it and then put that on a dart board and use it and then attach that to a missile and blow it up and then take the ashes of that and pee on them and then take that and put it under the part of my yard where my dog pees…

All I can see is this:

Yeah but we disowned him so Aussie is welcome to him.

Why do I get the feeling that it could've easily ended up like this:

"I am not happy. I have never been happy. I am going to make damn sure that no one else is ever happy."

The sanctity of marriage? Heterosexuals can get married at a drive thru window after knowing someone for minutes or at a courthouse after two weeks. They can star on "Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire" and marry for cash, they can be 16 years old and marry a 53 year old man for publicity. The divorce rate is 50% among…

Decades later and she's still trying to get her revenge on the young man who did that to her hair, right?

I'm not even going to speak to the hatefulness of this shit here. Clearly, that's obvious to anyone with half a fucking brain.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

Pug wins, and I'm usually Team Cat.

Single-use bathrooms sound like they're bad for the environment. Surely they can just go through the dishwasher and be reused?

These Christian men who seem to have no control over themselves are so incredibly disgusting. The line between you and that crazy guy masturbating on the subway is a thin one, buddy.

Fundamentalist Jews, Hindus, and Buddhists all get up to the same things as well. Same shit, different outhouse.

I've been saying this for years! I refer to them as Talibangelists.

Well you ARE in the comfort of your own home, so I'm pretty sure God is OK with you being a slut in there. Preferably when your children are gone so you don't taint their innocent minds with your sex body.