Confession: I fucking love Medium.

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This is great, and such a strong show of solidarity for the death of 17 people by a handful of extremists. Terrorism should not be taken lightly. Now, when do we think all the politicians will start marching in Africa, where like 2000 people were recently slaughtered in Nigeria by Boko Haram? I'm thinking that…

The one they named "Cade" is the evil one. Calling it now.

I know this is most definitely not what movie studios are looking at, but her acting is far better than Hemsworth from what I've seen, whether she'd won an Oscar 10 years ago or not, and she's the better known star. I'm barely aware of the man as a 20-something because he's just the Thor guy to me. Charlize Theron is…

If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

I don't want to use his keyboard.

I love how Betty White's face in the last gif is like "Ooooh, who is this hot motherfucker right here?"

How else do they expect him to get his diaper changed?

She didn't touch his d***. She touched his s*** (sock).

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

Considering how often I vacuum (not for 3 years) I could see myself going the same way. Good news is, my mom's dogs would probably eat her & make the whole thing not my problem forever!

It's so weird seeing these actors out of costume, even in other shows. The actress who played Sybil pops up in other things periodically and all I can think is "umm, you're in the wrong era." I also spent the past 4 seasons getting over being tempted to say "Harriet Jones, Prime Minister" or "Oh look, it's Shaun's…

I saw that! There were a bunch of places (Guardian, Yahoo, Indpendent) that picked up my rant, lol. I posted some links on my FB page. A lot of the foreign press had it, too! That is wild!

The scratches on my arm from trying to belly comb my otherwise loving, gentle lap cat say otherwise.

My wife's favorite response to a maintenance sex request. "Can I just spread my legs and lie here while you do your thing? Also, if I fall asleep during it, and you come somewhere weird on me, try to clean me up a little in case the kids come in to the room before I wake up."

Never try to rob a gun store.

You monsters...